Grab your trousers, pants, skirt, shorts or other and yank them towards the ground. If you hear a ripping noise you are too strong, you pants are broke. Make sure their is no doo-doo in your pantaloons.
If there is, do not lick the forbidden chocolate, it isn't as tasty as it looks. Trust me on that, it has a weird taste. If you would want to know why, at the end I will describe the sensation with a lot of detail.
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How To Poop 101
RandomA detailed tutorial on how to poop correctly from the very beginning
