Various! Mcyt x Reader

Chapter 3 - Cursed Difficulty

A/n: Ok so anything underlined is "Written or typed", just to clarify

-------------------------------------------------------------

"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

You looked around at the seemingly normal minecraft world in front of you
You punched the ground in front of you, nothing happened.

"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

You stared at the world around you with a semi suspicious look

Apparently, a fan somehow got ahold of your email and sent you an email with a link to a plugin called "Cursed difficulty"

Now that itself should already be suspicious but I mean cmon what's the worse it can do? It's a minecraft plug in

And so you plugged it in and bam, here you were, about 5 seconds into the game and a bunch of people in the chat shouting FUNDY

Yeah, you had no idea who that was but hey, you didn't know who anyone was, so no offense to whoever that is

... Back on topic!

(In a dramatic voice) And so you begin your minecraft adventure to-

"ow"

You walked back...

so yeh, seems like grass gives you poison... Alright! you can work with that, all you have to do is break-

LiterallyFire blew up....

"..."
Your chat was pressing f in the chat...

... Yeah you could already tell, this wasnt gonna be fun.... IN FACT IT'S GONNA BE BORING, TRY ME BITCH

After a bit of experimenting and deaths, You quickly found out that anything you broke EXPLODED

An strained smile appeared on your face. On one hand you LOVED explosions. But.... ON the other...

Yknow what, NO. Your gonna use this to your advantage. You just needed to experiment first.

And here's what you found out THE HARD WAY

Villagers are little shits that kill you.
DONT fight the mobs, the WILL kill you.
Dandelions make you float
Spiders are bees in disguise
You want to bomb all trees on this god forsaken server
Sometimes blocks dont place where you want them too
Animals are enderman in diguise
You can't smelt shit
And water hates you!-

LiterallyFire got blown up by a creeper

"...."
Yeah, apparently Creepers multiply when you hit them...
"..."

You took a deep breath

"....YES, THIS IS WHAT I WANT IN MY LIFE! This is just great, just PERFECT!"

You think that was sarcasm? Yeah no, No it wasnt because now you had a plan!

Now for those of you who dont get it, let me put it in simple terms
You constantly used and loved explosions so why were exploding blocks a problem?

Ah yes, you, Karen?

"VACCINES ARE FUCKING HORRIBLE AND I FUCKING HaTE MASKS-"
Karen was banned from the chat

Haha no you pathetic peice of shit :)

It's because you dont have enough time to run away when it explodes and as a result, the explosion will or might kill you

So what would happen if you sacrificed a few lives to make a deep hole (High enough to kill with fall damage) in the desert (giving you alot of sand)