Just saying Jschlatt exists and so do sex jokes. Now add those together but add some of the chemical X and you get a jschlatt x reader with sex jokes
Like, it's r rated but no smut! Just innapropriate jokes
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God were you tired
The last few days have been hectic as fuck...
...and by that I meant that you went on a full 72 hour marathon that consisted of reading manga, skimming thorugh manhwas, watching anime, Going through multiple runs for multiple visual novel games, and shortly getting inspired by food wars to actually make food but then walk to your fridge and saying "Nevermind".
Now you may be asking, Isn't that your fault...?
And to that you answered no, no it wasnt
You looked in your drawer and saw your 'be a functional human being' list and your 'Be a proud degenerate who does a 76 hour marathon!' List
and guess which list you chose!
Well, If you chose the 'be an actual human being' then get the FUCK out
....
and If you chose 'Being a degenerate!' then dude.... you got issues....
.... But F/n got issues! So she chose be Degenerate! (⌒▽⌒)☆
Bitches go burrrrrrrr
Yay!
You looked at the time, fucking 4 in the morning...
Alright, Let's dp this....
Time for you to get some shut eye...
"..."
"INTO THE DOLL....!? .....INTO THE DOLL!? WHAT THE FUCK!? I THOUGHT THIS WAS JUST A TOY!!!"
(Comment if you already know where this is going, It starts with j)
Fuckin hell
You sighed as you rubbed your eyes. It was your roommate again...
...FUCK...
"..."
Oh right, I totally forgot to mention that you had a roommate! Sorry! Anyways, If you didnt figure it out, You have a roommate! Or is it more of an apartment mate.... Hmmmmmmmmmm
Back on topic!
You honestly shouldve expected this, You're roomate was always loud... and so were you! Dont get yourself wrong, you didnt mind his noise
Heck! Sometimes it was nice to hear some horrific laughter and loud gay jokes when it was just getting quiet. It made you laugh, it was fun and it was nice to know he received the same thing from you
...But today... TODAY you wanted some of that healthy 24 hour sleep you needed to catch up on.
You grumbled before getting up. Now while your motivating your limbs to move from the warm oasis your bed decided to be and y'know WORK, Let me tell you more about you and your oh so fun roommate
You and your roommate... You guys were actually pretty close. You guys moved in together a few months ago... I feel like I'm forgetting something...
I mean... you talked before so he know your voice.... but I was already gonna mention that....
...Oh right!
Forgot to mention that he doesnt know what you face looks like nor does he know that you're the #1 minecraft player! But w'ere gonna focus on the face thing
Well let me explain. It wasnt that you were a little mole rat and never looked at him face to face, It was more of a... mask thing
Ok, that kinda sounds weird but think of it like this. Y'know swagger souls? Yeah the guy that has a helmet on his face, think of it like that but slightly different for plot convenience so it's not weird, k?
(You totally didnt get the idea from swaggersouls or anything... haha...)
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FanfictionYour F/n L/n! And you're a complete boss, Your channel had gained more then 7 million subscribers over the paste few years! Yay! Anyways, you meet youtubers and join thier little universe, Slowly connecting yourself to each of them. Oh and your whol...
