Various! Mcyt x Reader

Chapter 300 - Tubbo Earth SMP Part 2

And so here Tubbo was, standing at the edge of the volcano with 6 stacks of diamonds in his inventory

Tommy was screaming you not to kill him cause uh,

 Fun fact! Apparently He was being held captive above a volcano by a certain youtuber named fire, aka you. Well, That, and also you were maniacally laughing with Wilbur soot, your piss yellow hoe, which was being held to Tommy's throat

I mean- You DID say it was justified cause your 'a guardian of the galaxy'
But really, You were just kinda being an asshole-

"AHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHH BUM BUM~~"

"NO, NO, NO FIRE, FIRE NO I HAVE MY SHIT ON ME", Tommy shrieked

"HOOKED ON A FEEEELINGGGGG DA DADA DUM~"

"FIRE NO SERIOUSLY, DONT HIT ME INTO THE LAVA" Blonde Bitch shouted

"IM HIGH ON BELEIVIN DA DUDU DUMMM", You paused to remember some lyrics, "THAT YOUR IN LOVE WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEE-"

"FIRE NO-PHAHAHA- NO STOP SINGING AND LET ME GO", Smol child whined

You continued- Well, That was before getting disrupted by a small ping "Oh! I got an email...."

"..."

"..."

"Ahem, Now where was I? Oh right...", you cleared your throat, "HOOKED ON A FEELING-"

Overall fun really :D
I mean- Tubbo was just kinda there and you were also blabbing something about getting a cassette player at some point :D

Ah yes, The wonders of not questioning life as the chat was spamming

1. JUMP OFF >:D
2. :0
3. POOG
4. NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU, THE DIAMONDS D:
5. WILBUR FUCKING COME OVER HERE RIGHT NOW-
6. ????????????????????

Then there was the other part of the chat

1. HEHHEHEHHEHEHEH RACCOOON-
2. GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY POG
3. I mean.... We can all agree that we'd smash thano's hard right?
and 4. (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)

Yeah, big variety over there

Op- Wait, I think we skipped a bit here
Wait a sec, I need to go reload a whole chapter gimme a fucking second

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Ahem,

Tubbo was now in Tommy's base, searching through Tommy's VERY disorganized chests for diamonds

Fun! He knows, But... It was ACTUALLY fun, Which was kinda weird lets be honest here. He literally just met you and it seems that you were actually a really good conversationalist!

Yeah, No that shit was bullshit, Your are a HORRIBLE conversationalist as he has found out within the first three minutes of chatting, Well, Maybe not a HORRIBLE one but uh

You were a person who waited for the other person no matter what. Aka you CANNOT lead a conversation

Honestly it kinda felt like you were restraining yourself which made the boy kinda raise a brow to question you, the HUGE youtuber and twitch streamer but to be fair, He's an introvert to so he did understand... BUT INTROVERT AND INTROVERT DONT MIX TOGETHER WHEN ENTERTAINMENT IS NEEDED-

Luckily, these were only the first few VERY awkward moments
After just a bit of goading you kinda just... Randomly combusted(?)

He's not sure but after a 

"...Uh so, How are we gonna brutally murder Tommy today?", He paused when he read the chat "In game! Chat, in GAME"

Ofcourse, the topic of murder is a GREAT conversation starter when its SPECIFICALLY you. So naturally

"AH YES, Tubbo, my good lil bro-", You coughed, "buddy pal, MURDER, I will make you the BEST murderer of all time so you can follow in my foot prints!"