Chapter 8 - Baking with Bad (2)

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Keep in mind that anything you say is just translated into subtitles and then a computer voice reads it for your viewers and bad to see so nobody knows you voice... Also schlatt left for some lunchclub stuff so you had the house to yourself :)

Cool? Yeah we cool.

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Ahem

"Alright guys, We're gonna be baking with badboyhalo today because you little sh- cough- uuuhhh people, wanted to fu- I mean, torture me"

Swoogy: AAhhhhhh, She's not cursing cause of bad (> o <)
hannyban: 😳 Romance...?
Penclub0000008: NNNnnnnooo, She's minnneeee
heep: Shut it simp, Skeppy's superior, she literally built a structure for him
Yeeffsc: Yeah but she's not cursing! And she ALWAYS curses

"Pfff, Nah swoogie, you got me wrong, Bad's scary, Like if I say a bad word It's just an automatic /kill oh and Yeefsx, be nice I dont always curse.... alright nevermind, I do always curse Yeeffsc is 100% correct"

Eebur: When you think your gonna hear thier voice but you hear a computer: Me and siri

"Nah, Siri is smokin, I'll tap that a- I mean, she's a cool lady

Jellybish: More proof

The sound of blue bird filled the room...
Dang you knew you'd both regret and love your decision of making blue bird badboyhalo's ring tone ( ◡‿◡ )....

JUST KIDDING, NO REGRETS ALLOWED FUCKING DANCING TO THST SHIT

Anaru: YOOO HABATAITARAAAAA MODORANAI TO ITTEEEEEE
Hoombaya65: Mezashita no wa aoi aoi ano SORAAA!!!!!!

MUDlegil: FUCK YEEESSS

"Dang dude, you broke the chain, anyway's say hi to badboyhalo"

"Um, Hello!"

Teepee: BADBOYHAAALLOOO, PRECIOUS HUSBANDO MUFFIN

Weebaler:  😍 SHIP
Weebaloro: IT'S HALOFIRE/BADFIRE
7elevenjk: THAT'S SO EPIC, HALOFIRE SOUNDS SO COOL
Gradubation: Def badfire for badboyhalo and Halofire for goodboyhalo

(A/n gotta admit, HaloFire sounds badass)

"Yes, Yes, I know, all of you are excited to see badboyhalo on fire, but we gotta ask him if he's okay with being lit on fire"

"WHAT!? No, no I dont like being lit on fire 😣"

"Well that's dissapointing, anyways, on with this weird f- I mean, cooking show, We're gonna be making Cake but you guys get to decide how it looks like or maybe not, I swear to god some of you are gonna say peni- "

"Language!"

"Fuck- I mean Fudge! One of you are gonna say the male reproductive organ and I'm gonna laugh my ass off 

You smirked as you heard bad grumble in playful annoyance 

gerpylerpy: Penis

"Mwahahaha, I tricked you fools, I'm not gonna laugh my butt off because I'm an adult (✧ω✧) "

You could practically see bad shaking his head with a smile. hear the regrettful sigh from bad's end, "Alright Bad, wanna start us off?"

"Um Ok! Uuuh, as you can see here, we have... 
...

Fire, you have to move the camera so I can see the ingredients"

"Huh, Oh I must have not switched the stream camera, wait a sec, With the press of a button the camera pov was switched to the one showing the ingredients-

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