This is my first time writing in a diary, right now I'm laying on my bed thinking about someone. He's so cute with that bald head of his, makes him shine even more.
I have fantasies where I'm polishing his head while fucking him with my humongous dong.
I have a wife but I know she won't care if I kiss him. Oh did I even tell you who it is? It's Joe Biden, or what I call him... Hoe Biden.
I want him to be my bitch, I want him to take my humongous 🐓 while not moaning because obviously I have a kid and I don't want him to get attracted to my hoe Biden.
Anyways I have to go to the debate and see Biden, I want him to notice me. I'll continue writing after the debate, until then.
~Humongous Dong Trump
