Okay I'm back from the debate and let me tell you. He payed NO ATTENTION to me for like 2 minutes and I just blew up.
I talked over to get his attention, I ignored the other people talking, AND GUESS WHAT HE SAYS. He calls me a clown, I mean It hurts being called that but all that matters is that he noticed me.
I went straight home and wrote in here. I'm gonna go jerk off my humongous dong to pictures of him. Until then!
~Humongous dong trump
~3 hours later~
Hoe Biden literally messaged me and asked if WE could meet up, I think this is like a booty call or something, I don't know it's never happened to me since I was about 17.
Wow that was like 82 years ago! Anyways I'm so excited to see him! I should probably glue my cap on, in case he goes really rough, I mean you don't know if your hair will fly off when he thrusts-
I- I meant when I thrust, not him 😳😳😳😳
