Who is under your bed?
♈- Mexico
♉- Martial Law
♊- Spain
♋- North Korea
(shi-)♌- Japan
♍- Aussie
(Uh-)♎- India
♏- Soviet
♐- Reichtangle
(Your time has come....)♑- uhhh..... France
♒- Belarus
♓- Vatican
(Did you do something unholy?)_______________________________________
Who is in your bed?
♈- America has a g u n
♉- Philippines
♊- Britain
♋- South Korea
♌- Indonesia
♍- Canada
♎- Sweden
(He blasted Bitch Lasagna-)♏- Third Reich has a knife to protecc you, damnit
♐- Poland (shit-)
♑- DEUTSCHLAND *cough* Germany
♒- Ukraine
♓- Russia
YOU ARE READING
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