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bokuto
tsum-tsum!!
why were you late to practice this morning?i just went to the police station to turn in a wallet i found on the ground the other day
sakusa
disgusting.
don't you know how many germs a single wallet could contain? especially one that's been on the ground?don't worry, i made sure to drench myself in handsanitizer after i took a scorching hot shower
sakusa
good.i was joking🙄
sakusa
you're sleeping outside tonight.BRUH WHAT???
i was just jokingsakusa
well i've had enough of these "jokes."
personal hygiene is not something to be taken lightly.hinata
omi calm down!!!!!bokuto
WAIT
I STILL NEED TO DO MY TAXESdon't akaashi and kuroo take care of that for you?
sakusa
great, now i have both a sloven AND a tax evader living under my roof.hinata
don't forget me!sakusa
ahh, how could i forget?
the 1st year who came down with a fever during nationals.hinata
wHA
YOU DIDNT HAVE TO BRING THAT UPomi omi is pissier than usual today😳
sakusa
i was at the store earlier to pick up more cleaning supplies and someone sneezed right next to me.bokuto
weren't they wearing a mask though...?sakusa
they had those stupid ass face shields on.face shields are sakusa's worst nightmare
i think the coronavirus was the best thing that could've happened to sakusa.
now everyone gets to have matching masks, yay🤗🙄sakusa
are you kidding me?
it's the WORST thing that could possibly happen to me.
the second i got that virus i would burn myself.bokuto
that doesn't sound very pleasanthinata
it's getting weird in here...
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