a sloven and a tax evader

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bokuto
tsum-tsum!!
why were you late to practice this morning?

i just went to the police station to turn in a wallet i found on the ground the other day

sakusa
disgusting.
don't you know how many germs a single wallet could contain? especially one that's been on the ground?

don't worry, i made sure to drench myself in handsanitizer after i took a scorching hot shower

sakusa
good.

i was joking🙄

sakusa
you're sleeping outside tonight.

BRUH WHAT???
i was just joking

sakusa
well i've had enough of these "jokes."
personal hygiene is not something to be taken lightly.

hinata
omi calm down!!!!!

bokuto
WAIT
I STILL NEED TO DO MY TAXES

don't akaashi and kuroo take care of that for you?

sakusa
great, now i have both a sloven AND a tax evader living under my roof.

hinata
don't forget me!

sakusa
ahh, how could i forget?
the 1st year who came down with a fever during nationals.

hinata
wHA
YOU DIDNT HAVE TO BRING THAT UP

omi omi is pissier than usual today😳

sakusa
i was at the store earlier to pick up more cleaning supplies and someone sneezed right next to me.

bokuto
weren't they wearing a mask though...?

sakusa
they had those stupid ass face shields on.

face shields are sakusa's worst nightmare
i think the coronavirus was the best thing that could've happened to sakusa.
now everyone gets to have matching masks, yay🤗🙄

sakusa
are you kidding me?
it's the WORST thing that could possibly happen to me.
the second i got that virus i would burn myself.

bokuto
that doesn't sound very pleasant

hinata
it's getting weird in here...

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