## in which a lost wallet and a
language barrier never hurt anybody.
at least that's what atsumu thinks.
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﹙ 𝘮𝘪𝘺𝘢 𝘢𝘵𝘴𝘶𝘮𝘶 𝘹 𝘧𝘦𝘮!𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 ﹚
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[𝟭𝟭:𝟬𝟬 𝗣.𝗠]
IM IN A BIT OF A PICKLE RIGHT NOW
boba rave bae i thought i told you not to do anything stupid stupid
NO NO NO I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING B U T what should i eat tonight
boba rave bae holy shit i just realized you can't even cook😰
i can cook fried rice
boba rave bae throwing rice into a pan and cracking an egg on it is not considered cooking you don't even season your fried rice you numbskull
maybe i should just walk to the convenience store and get some ramen
boba rave bae if you're gonna have ramen this late at night don't come crying to me about how your face looks puffy tomorrow
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'D CRY OVER SOMETHING TRIVIAL AS THAT
boba rave bae you literally called me at 3 in the morning because you didn't know how to work the public toilets
WELL I'M SORRY JAPAN HAD TO HAVE SMART TOILETS like can't y'all just have a flush handle and that ass sprayer thing and call it a day?
boba rave bae ASS SPRAYER
WHAT? TF AM I SUPPOSED TO CALL IT
boba rave bae that "ass sprayer" thing is called a BIDET
oh my god i forgot to tell you but i was literally on the toilet earlier right? and i couldn't read all the buttons so i just pressed one AND WATER SHOT UP MY ASS
boba rave bae I COULD'VE GONE THE REST OF MY LIFE WITHOUT KNOWING THAT
like if that's what anal feels like i don't want it
boba rave bae shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up just hurry up and go to the convenience store already
YOU WANNA GET RID OF ME ALREADY AND IM NOT EVEN IN THE SAME COUNTRY AS YOU RN
boba rave bae get rid of you? never 😁 i just wanna make sure you don't starve to death :)))
