cashier: that'll be $20
bucky: i don't have the money
cashier: ...then i'm sorry but i can't sell this to you
bucky: *slides the cashier a $20 bill sneakily like it's a bribe* how about now?
cashier:
steve, in the distance: bucky, stop fucking with the civilians
DU LIEST GERADE
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