peter: *offers hand* hi, i'm peter!
loki: *shakes hand* loki of asgard
peter: aren't you like... a bad guy?
loki: it varies from moment to moment
peter: so like... on a scale of one to ten, ten being the worst evil imaginable, like... killing puppies, and one being i'll spit on your hotdog... where are you right now?
loki: ...maybe a three?
peter: cool. lemme know if it gets above a six
loki: *thinking* i like him
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