bucky: *opens a bag of original lays potato chips*
bucky: *glares at sam from across the table*
bucky, in russian: hey natalia... do you like these chips or the ones in the green instead?
natasha, confused, in russian back: i prefer the brown ones actually *glares at sam* why are we looking at sam
bucky, practically growling: i want him to think we're talking about him. i like the plain ones on sandwiches. what about you?
natasha, evilly grinning at sam: i eat sandwiches with the dill pickle flavour, so it tastes like a picnic
sam: *nervously sweating*
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