What if BTS were wattpadders (3)

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KittenSugar posted an announcement :

@SoftieHobi is MY BABY MY BABY MY MY MY BABY
NO ONE CAN TAKE HIM FROM ME :< I LOBBEEEEEE HIMMMMM JUST LIKE I LOBEEEEE @DaddyJimin and @SpilltheTae

Replies

SpilltheTae : @KittenSugar awwwwwwww i lobe u too bestie but u r still going to buy me gucci slippers❤

KittenSugar : @SpilltheTae NO😘🤩

DaddyJimin : @KittenSugar OMG HE IS NOT ONLY UR BABY
HE IS MINE TOOO OR I will.... eat UR GUMMIES :<<<<<<<<<<<

KittenSugar : @DaddyJimin ok but only if u say "Yoongi will top hoseok" thrice 😌✨

DaddyJimin : @KittenSugar Yoongi will top hoseok
Yoongi will top HOSEOK
yoongi WILL TOP HOSEOK
I did this just for hobi , mind it hoe💀💀💀💀💀💀

YadoMonaLisa : @KittenSugar @DaddyJimin omFG THREESOMEAAKKAKS YAYAY
BITCHES I FRICKIN LOVE U ALL 😍🤩 AKSKSKSKKS I STAN U KINGS

KittenSugar : @YadoMonaLisa Well u r the queen , and we all stan u and threesome aint new
Yugie , kook and tae are also a lowkey of threesomendjsjd or i can say yugkookXtaekook
btches are so confused lmfaoo

SoftieHobi : @KittenSugar I think...i like someone else bub 

KittenSugar : @SoftieHobi babyboy there is a huge difference between like and love
U may like someone else but u love us 🤩✨

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SoftieHobi is private messaging EatJinnie

Softie Hobi

EatJinnie

Jin WAKE UP

BTCH I AM UP , THE FUCK

Your plan aint working hoe

What plan sksk

AHHHHHHH THE PLAN FOR MAKING YOONGI AND JIMIN THINK THAT I LIKE U
BTCH I DONT WANT MY SINGLE ASS TO GET BETWEEN A MARRIED COUPLE

btch stfu lemme anaylize this

Ever heard of threesome?

WHY TF CANT I SEND U CLOWN EMOJIS

Hoe thats wattshit's fault
NOT MINE

AHH I FRICKIN HATE THIS
*INSERTS SAD EMOJIS*

that option is better lol

btw where were we?
yes
HVE U EVER HEARD OF THREESOME

no lol

I wish i could slap u thru my phone screen
*inserts frustrated emojis*

trusfurated*

BTCH I AM CALLIN JOON

hell no
he WILL START GIVING THOSE BIG ASS LECTURES ABT SPELLINGS , VOWELS AND CONSONENTS

consonants*

btch i frickin hate u

see listen here , u lettuce head
i am pretty sure u like yoongi as well as jimin
stfu and go nd accept it to them coz the author is not going to make this crack fic a yoonminseok fic

wait WHAT AUTHOR

fuck -
i meant nothing

I wish i could add glue in ur shampoo or i would just add hair remover in ur shampoo

U would become BALDJIN lmfaooo

BRAT do u play scary teacher

Btch thats one of the bestest game

That old frickin litty ass bitch needs to calm down

That old frickin lady reminds me of u

FROM WHICH ANGLE SHE REMINDS U OF me
LIKE HOE I AM SO BEAUTIFUL   HANDSOME , CARING , SHARING , UNDERSTANDING

THAT TRICKY ASS HOE IS SO UGLY , SHE EVEN BULLIES HER STUDENTS

BTCH I AM DONE

I AM BLOCKING U

Sir , wattpad dont have a block option instead it have a mute option
Please stop clowning yourself
- Wattpad team

BITCH -
I DONT CARE , U CABBAGE HEAD BITCH
I WILL BLOCK U OR MUTE U OR WHATEVER

Omg Jin damn man my tummy is hurting becoz of laughing

"fuck this reminds me of one of my readers of this book" - The author

Who tf is EVEN SHE OR HE

IDK NAN MOLLA

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KittenSugar is private messaging DaddyJimin

KittenSugar

DaddyJimin

Hoe
HOE
H O E
H  O  E
H   O   E
H
   O
      E

Omg yoongi what

Fuck u , i am bored

Then go , make music

thats WHT I AM DOING SINCE THE FRICKIN MORNING
I wanna play with someone

then go , play with our doggo

That btch is with hoseok
His doggie and my doggo are playing together
Aha i ship mickey and holly

mickey? Mickey mouse? BTCH MINNIE BE PUNCHING AIR RN LMFAOOOOOOO
AND HOE U SHIP A MOUSE WITH A DOGGO
OMG HOEEE MARRYING U WAS ONE OF MY BEST LIFE DECISIONS

dumbass , mickey is hoseok's doggo's name and Aha wbk that marrying me was ur best life decision ✨💅🏻

Gi , u ship mickey and hollyjsjsjdjdd
btch i am dyingkskskdkddeke

Molly is the most soperior ship

soperior? isnt that superior?

idk , @Hobifications is always using "soperior" so i thought its some kind of cult or something smh

frick , whos that?

moving on

OMFG I HEARD THAT IN CHAN'S VOICE

"If stays are my babygirl..."

Lmfaoo that was ✨iconic✨

ikr

I am bored too
and
i wanna to play..
....with you

o-O uh i -
uhm s-sure

I still top u
lmao

Stfu

a/n
Lmfaooo F for yoongi's ass
akskskkz
i am soo bad at this
Help me

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