Me: Johnny, can you massage me?
Johnny: Can't.
Me: How come?
Johnny: Cause you're a minor! It's weird... and I'm pretty certain it's illegal too!
Me: C'mon, just rub my shoulders a little!
Johnny: No.
Me: My feet?
Johnny: No.
Me: Knees?
Johnny: No.
Me: Neck?
Johnny: No.
Me: Aww...
Johnny: Fine! I'll give you a light, five minute long scalp massage, but that's all!
Me: Eh... I'll take what I can get.
Johnny: *Begins to massage my head*
Me: Oh yes...
Johnny: *pulls his fingers away, freaked out*
Me: Don't stop.
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