We're Kitty-Cats! Pet Us, Johnny!

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Me: Johnny, can you massage me?

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Me: Johnny, can you massage me?

Johnny: Can't.

Me: How come?

Johnny: Cause you're a minor! It's weird... and I'm pretty certain it's illegal too!

Me: C'mon, just rub my shoulders a little!

Johnny: No.

Me: My feet?

Johnny: No.

Me: Knees?

Johnny: No.

Me: Neck?

Johnny: No.

Me: Aww...

Johnny: Fine! I'll give you a light, five minute long scalp massage, but that's all!

Me: Eh... I'll take what I can get.

Johnny: *Begins to massage my head*

Me: Oh yes...

Johnny: *pulls his fingers away, freaked out*

Me: Don't stop.

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