the "taken" dude

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delusional alien:

anyways

delusional alien:

I was thinking

delusional alien:

as we r in a serous relationship,

delusional alien:

I must know ur name 

delusional alien:

ofc I can always keep calling u love but u understand me right

Me:

boy

Me:

I swear if u make a joke about my name imma rip u in three parts

delusional alien:

why would I if I love everything about u and u also own my name 

delusional alien:

I bet u even saved my contact as babe 

delusional alien:

😘

Me:

Plees Fukof Mottafuka

delusional alien:

okay I will go if u want 

delusional alien:

no need to curse 

delusional alien:

😔

Me:

I SAID DONT MAKE JOKES 

Me:

PREPARE TO DIE MF

delusional alien:

why ??? u didn't even tell me ur name 


*30 seconds later*


delusional alien:

Oh

delusional alien:

shit

delusional alien:

im sorry👁👄👁

delusional alien: 

shit

delusional alien:

why aren't u online 

delusional alien:

r u tracking me 

delusional alien:

damn

delusional alien:

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⏰ Last updated: Oct 24, 2020 ⏰

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