Peter Parker
Hi :)
supersecretagentthatisn'tned
Hi Peter
Peter Parker
I told you my name and now you should tell me yours
supersecretagentthatisn'tned
why in the world would I do that
Peter Parker
bc then I'll tell u more about me (^u^)
supersecretagentthatisn'tned
Your name is Peter Parker
you attend Midtown School of Science and Technology
you have a best friend whom you refer to as "ned"
you live with your aunt may who is very active on social media
so I suppose I really don't need to know anything
I know it all already :)
Peter Parker
...
Did you just use the word "whom" in a text
also I'm very very scared right now
The smiley face at the end didn't help.
supersecretagentthatisn'tned
...at least I tried :)
Peter Parker
How did you even know that stuff?
are you actually a secret agent?
what's ur gender?
how old are you?
what's your name?
answer my questions?
wait that's not a question...
oh my I'm nervous rambling over text
is that even possible?
help.
supersecretagentthatisn'tned
1. connections
2. that's classified
3. female
4. none of your business
5. Natasha
6. lol
Peter Parker
okay...
do you know what that means?
supersecretagentthatisn'tned
?
Peter Parker
your my friend now, no backing out
supersecretagentthatisn'tned
I didn't even agree to anything...
Peter Parker
"supersecretagentthatisn'tned" is a bit of a mouthful
what should I change your name to?
supersecretagentthatisn'tned
do I even get a say in any of this?
Peter Parker
no
oooooo what about...
("supersecretagentthatisn'tned" was changed to "agent Natasha")
no wait
("agent Natasha" was changed to "Spy Girl")
Spy Girl
excuse you... I'm a woman
Peter Parker
okayyyyy
what about...
("Spy Girl" was changed to "Natty")
Natty
ABSOLUTLEY NOT
("Natty" was changed to "Knives")
Peter Parker
yes.
Knives
why?
Peter Parker
your a secret agent spy woman so u used knives
...and you kinda scare me ngl
Knives
wowww
Peter Parker
?
Knives
u rlly are a child
Peter Parker
...
RUDE
(-_-)
Knives
facts tho
Peter Parker
fine I have math hw to do anywayyyy
se ya knives
Knives
later kid
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Natasha smiled slightly as she stared at her phone for another moment before slipping it back into her pocket. Their whole conversation had lasted a total of ten minutes, but it had made her happy, an honest rarity. Where her life was concerned it was a bit of a mess, paranoia and danger was a constant. Turning to her phone, to Peter, was like entering a safe haven of iMessage.
She studied the file in front of her lying on her bed. A file on him, Peter Parker. Impeccable school records, even after most of his family had passed. Straight A's, a recent school ID some random notes involving Ned and some girl, MJ.
Natasha chewed on her lip, thinking quietly about her new nickname. Knives for a brief moment when he had asked if she was a secret agent, she panicked. Of course, he had no evidence and was just making a joke but it caused her paranoia to sky rocket.
Peter Parker was something, that's for sure.
