They stayed in the library for another 15 minutes, deciding what to do next. John, Paul, George, and Brian all sat at the table, talking with George about his experience with the mysterious women
"Ok George," Paul spoke, "did she tell you how to get back to our time?"
"I'm trying to remember, but for some reason it's just not working!"
George said, now standing up.
"I think I need a smoke. I'll be outside." He started to walk away when Ringo suddenly jumped up from the floor where he had been reading. He threw the book down, revealing the cover 'The Beatles: A Synopsis'
Ringo tackled George to the ground, snatching away the carton of cigarettes from George's hands and throwing them.
"NO. NO. DONT DO THIS. BAD FOR YOU. CANCER. NO NO NO."
Ringo yelled at him, getting very weird looks from everyone else. What did Ringo read that would get him so worked up?
"Uh Ringo?" John spoke carefully,
"You okay? What's wrong?"
Ringo turned to John and froze. His eyes wide and face pale, his voice shook as he stuttered out,
"Oh my god. You're gonna d-"
When all of a sudden Nicki Minaj appeared behind Ringo and covered his mouth.
"Ugh, no spoilers, Ringsies! Now, I'll have to help you leave, because someone,"
she said glaring at George,
"Forgot the plan. I brought cute shorts for everyone!"
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FanfictionGeorge has shorts. Paul has shorts. Chaos ensues. This is what the kids nowadays call a shitpost.
