A letter to Regulus

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The superior of the Black brothers,

I've been reading the tales of beadle and the Bard and I've decided that fairy tales are better.

I mean honestly three brothers meet death? That's not a fairy tale, that's the basis to a religion.

Sure the youngest is the smartest, so I have to give props for realism there, but I think there is something to be said for the middle.

But out of anyone he could have brought back to life he chooses his bride? Like my guy, the girl died because she didn't want to marry you. Take the hint. Personally speaking if I were to bring anyone back to life it would be ummmmmmmmmm Marie Antoinette. I've always wanted to learn French from someone whose first language is Austrian.

Don't ask why. I mean. It is a fairly obscure desire.

Speaking of, Here is a list of muggle things I think you might enjoy.

1. The metro in London
2. Boats
3. Airplanes
4. David Bowie
5. Skating
6. Fairy tales. Not could have plausibly happened tales, just honest, my hand to god fairy tales
7. The movies (Honestly just say the word and I'll be on the first train to London just to watch one with you)

Hope your summer is tolerable,

Signed,

A. K. A.

(Works on two levels)

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