A normal day (Bold is author talking)

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DING DING DING

America's POV

"Daddy wake up!" Yelled the peach loving state known as Georgia.

"MmmmmMmm" I groaned.

"FLORIDA DADDY WONT WAKE UP" I heard Georgia scream.

"Oh sister of mine you still haven't figured out how to wake dad up? Cause it's quite simple. 

He took a megaphone out from behind his back.

"WAKE UP! STRAT CALM! NORTH CALM! OTHER MILITARY COMMANDS!"

"SIR YES SIR" I yelled from habit while rolling of the bed falling onto my back. 


"Freakin Florida..." I muttered then I noticed the time

8:00!? I'm gonna be late! I thought to myself.


"Florida can I borrow the megaphone?"

Florida hands the megaphone to him.


America walked through the hallways of his giant house yelling

"I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR TIME ZONE IS GET YOUR FAT BUTTS OUT OF BED!"

I could hear the distance groans and "5 more minutes?"

I smiled to myself I'm a good dad.

I walked downstairs and started making breakfast.

I yelled to the states that there food was finished.

They all came running down. Randomly I saw Florida running down in a crocodile costume.

I then saw California running down the stairs on . California then bumped into Nevada lighting him on fire.   Pennsylvania grabbed the fire extinguisher and threw it to me. I caught it and started putting out California and Nevada's fire.  Colorado came through the front door. He had just finished his morning hike.

He saw me putting Nevada's fire out and asked "Did California get lit on fire again."

"Yeah" I responded.

New York was reading some sort of Magazine.

New Hampshire was dabbing.

The Carolina, Dakota and ,Virginia twins were fighting.

Kentucky was ordering KFC.


"Mary! (Maryland)"

She looked up from the Hawaiian  hibiscus 🌺 she was putting in Hawaii's hair. 

"Do you know where Texas and Alabama are?"

"Right here Dad!" Texas had cowboy boots on and a bandana around his neck. Alabama right next to him.

"Come over here" 

Texas and Alabama walked over.

I held my hand out saying "guns in my hand" 


Alabama took two pistols out of his pocket, Texas took 3.

"I know there's more"

Texas and Alabama grumbled as they took 3 Glock 17s 4 Assault Rifles and 2 shotguns out of nowhere.

"Very good" 

I looked at my watch "dang it 30 minutes late..."

I locked the guns up and when I was about to leave I heard crying.

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