MARIBAT Incorrect Quotes, Ideas, Headcanons and A Pinch Of Crack-ships/ideas

Platonic Daminette (Incorrect Quote)

Damian's phone call home after Bruce finally lets him travel on his own:

Dick: soooo, Dami how is Par-

Damian: I adopted a child

*silence*

Dick, slowy: you what

Damian, slightly annoyed: I adopted a chil-

Dick: BRUCE! GET OVER HERE NOW! THIS IS YOUR FAULT!

Damian: Grayson calm down it's fi-

Bruce, who just came to the living room: Dick what is this about?

Dick, getting up in his face: This is your fault Bruce it's clearly genetic

Bruce, confused: what

Dick: he adopted a child Bruce, he got your adoption problem

Bruce, to Damian: you what?

Damian: father, her parents where horribly neglectful and her school environment just as bad

Bruce: Damian, son, you can't just ado-

Damian: let me stop you there before you get to hypocritical, father, I did the same thing you did with Drake, just classier

Bruce: *sigh* fine, can we met her at least

Damian: I will ask *gets up and leaves to her room* oh and get the others too, if they wish to met her

Later

Everyone In the living room

Jason: So your saying demon spawn, adopted someone

Dick:*nods*

Jason, looking over at Bruce, amused: wow, B, your problem really is genetic

*Damian comes back into picture, with some one behind him*

Damian: family, meet Marinette

15 year old, newly made Guardian Marinette walks into clear view: bonjour, I mean, h-hey I mean lo-he, wait he-hello *nervous wave*

*Everyone staring in awe at how adorable this girl is*

Dick: OMG she's so tiny, hello! I'm your Uncle Dick, *points at each person as he says there names*, that's you uncles Jason, Tim, Duke and your aunts Cass and Steph. Over in the corner is your Grandpa Bruce and over there is your Great-grandpa Alfred.

Mari: Hi its nice to meet you all -wait isn't that the English word for-

Damian, glaring at Dick: That is your Uncle Richard

Dick: 😥 but, little D-

Damian: Uncle Richard