What does Russia think of you

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Aries: Never heard of you in my life.

Taurus: they are filled with laughter and i like that. Also my best friend is inlove with them sooo-

Gemini: My Dad would like them, me not so much

Cancer: Pfft, Cancer? like the disease? Sorry- But they are terrible in history, so sometimes i help them

Leo: They always help me in cooking! And they take me home incase i drink alot-

Virgo: ...

Libra: THIS IS MY BEST FRIEND AND IF ANYONE TOUCHES THEM, I WILL PULL OUT YOUR TEETH ONE BY ONE.

Scorpio: They are good friends with Romania, so idk. Lots of people like them tho!

Sagittarius: haha, n o p e

Capricorn: So, uh, funny story, they bit me once-

Aquarius: Another great friend!

Pisces: one time i made them cry, and the next day i barely got out alive by britain

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