Ninjago Texting

Drunk Lloyd

The Chat of inconsistent names for each chapter, also known as Group Chatting

Lloyd: Heysa Guyssssss

Zane: Question Mark

Kai: Zane?

Kai: Are you broken?

Zane: Sorry. Talking into the phone instead of typing.

Cole: Ah

Lloyd: Whatgsga Goimng on hereweeeee

Jay: Are you okay Lloyd?

Nya: Oh no

Kai: ?

Nya: I may of seen Lloyd sneaking some alcohol earlier.

Nya: I think he has drank it

Kai: 😮

Kai: How could you Nya!

Kai: Why didn't you take it off him!

Nya: I was with Jay at the time

Nya: And we were going to do...

Nya: *Ahem* anyway he got ahold of it and now I guess he's... That

Lloyd: 😭😭😭

Nya: Awh Lloyd what's wrong?

Lloyd: I'm so lonelyyyyyy 😭😭😭

Lloyd: Nobody loves meeeeeee 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Cole: Ditto

Kai: 🤨

Cole: Where'd you think he got the alcohol from, Wu doesn't drink.

Cole: I drink away my problems every Saturday night.

Zane: That's not healthy.

Cole: So is being teenagers and having the world depend on us every fucking year to save it, but you know.

Zane: ...

Zane: you have a valid argument.

Lloyd: Nyaaaaaaaaaaa 🥺🥺

Nya: Yes Lloyd?

Lloyd: Marry me so im not lonely anymoreeeeee 🥺😭🥺😭🥺😭🥺😭

Jay: You wot

Jay: Do I have to come hit you?

Kai: 😂

Zane: Doesn't Lloyd regard Jay and Nya as his adoptive parents?

Kai: Yes

Cole: 🎵Sweet Home Alabama 🎵

Jay: Kai, not now.

Kai: hey what you blaming me for?

Jay: Cole*

Jay: It's usually you that says stupid shit.

Lloyd: Pleasseeeeeeeeee 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Nya: No. Final

Nya: I have Jay, and I ain't going anywhere without him anytime soon.

Jay: 🥺

Nya: 🥺🥺

Nya: Plus, it would be extremely weird

Lloyd: 😭😭😭😭😭

Lloyd: Pleasseeeeeeeeee

Nya: No

Lloyd: I'm sooooo lonelyyyyyy

Lloyd: First Harumi... Then Atika.... Why does everyone hate meeeeee 😭😭😭

Jay: Lloyd, go to sleep, you need it.

Nya: And drink some water, it will help.

Jay: and we don't hate you

Jay: even if I want to punch the shit out of you for even suggesting to try marry Nya

Nya: Jay, be nice

Jay: 😒

Kai: 😂

Lloyd: Alright....

Lloyd: I'll go sleep...

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Lloyd: What's going on guys

Jay: Feeling better?

Lloyd: Not really, what happened last night?

Zane: you got drunk, and started talking in chat

Lloyd: What'd I say?

Cole: Best you look yourself

Lloyd: ...

Lloyd: ...

Lloyd: ...

Lloyd: 🤮🤮🤮

Lloyd: Why would I even suggest that? I regard her as my parent!

Kai: 🤨

Kai: I don't know, why did you?

Lloyd: I don't knowwwwww 😭😭😭

Lloyd: I'm sorry Nya 😭😭

Lloyd: I'm sorry Jay 😭😭😭

Jay: ...

Jay: Apology accepted.

Jay: Now drink some more water, it helps.