Before someone comments "Oh Patrick, we love you Patrick, we knew you wouldn't leave us Patrick" Don't.
Why?
I'm not Patrick.
To which you say: Who dafuq are u?
To which I say: Didn't you read the last chapter? I am @_the_midnight_hour_
You: But...But...PATRICK WE LUV HIM BRING HIM BACK BITCH!
Me: I don't know where Patrick is, how to contact him or if we'll ever see him again. I'm as in the dark as you are. I wish I know but I don't. Just. Like. You.
You: But you're not Patrick. We will not accept this
Me: I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK AS LONG AS IT'S ABOUT ME THE BEST OF US CAN FIND HAPPINESS IN MISERY!
You: ...
Me: ...
You: ...
Me: Well whatever. You have no say and as much as I would love to be accepted by my friends fans the world won't explode if I'm not. You are stuck with me.
You: *mumbles*
Me: Things will be basically the same as they were only with me. Jess *dramatic bowing"
Will: where am I?
Me: Ah. I see the chloroform has worn off.
Will: WHAT?
Me: Well I must go explain to Will.
You will get no kisses from me, Staten's daughter.
