Caboose walks across the canyon, talking to himself.
Caboose: Depression. Loneliness. Confusion. Slight indigestion. Oh Church... Ah, I miss you so much! Who is supposed to be my best friend while you are gone?! Tucker?! That guy isn't even a shade of blue! It's like an... aqua.
A sound is heard and Caboose looks over to the sound's direction.
Caboose: Hello? Um... Who's there? Tucker is that you? Agent Washington? Slade? HELLO!
Echo: HELLO!
Caboose: Oh, that was just me, that was stupid. (yells) Have a nice day!
Echo: THANKS, YOU TOO!
Caboose: Well, I am a very pleasant person.
Caboose walks over towards another noise.
Caboose: Okay, me, you can cut it out now! This is getting a little silly. (spots something and gasps) Hello...
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Outside Blue Base, Wash is instructing Tucker as Kan and Doomguy watch in amusement.
Wash: Tucker... in basic training, there is a point when the drill sergeant attempts to "break" his or her soldiers so that they may overcome their civilian mindset and focus on the responsibility and selflessness of becoming a true soldier.
Tucker: Uh, bro. I went through basic ages ago! True soldier, standing right here!
Kan: A true disappointment, is what I believe you meant to say.
Tucker: I'm sorry, who invited you?
Doomguy fires his pistol at Tucker's feet, making him yelp and step back.
Wash: What's the UNSC motto?
Tucker: When in doubt, rub one out.
Wash: I am going to break you... Private Tucker.
Tucker: Ooh, I'm shaking in my armor.
Wash: Inside this tunnel is an elaborate obstacle course designed to test both your reflexes and your mettle.
Tucker: Uhh... like... copper?
Rho: M-E-T-T-L-E. Not M-E-T-A-L, moron.
Tucker: Whatever.
Wash: On your mark... get set...
Tucker: This is such bull...
Doomguy shoots Tucker's leg.
Tucker: SHIT! OW! OKAY! I'M GOING!
Tucker races through the obstacle course. First, he attempts to shoot down two cones positioned on the side.
Tucker: Stupid fucking cones!
Tucker destroys an obstacle with his Energy Sword, then lands on a group of mines.
Tucker: Jesus Christ!
He is then hit by several bullets.
Tucker: Oh, God! Where is this coming from?!
Tucker then runs through the Halo 4 level "Reclaimer".
Tucker: Who are these people?
Tucker emerges, somehow, in the "Warthog Run" section of the Halo: Combat Evolved level "The Maw," running down Flood Combat Forms.
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Red vs Blue: Planetary War
AdventureProject Freelancer was gone. And Slade now knows the truth of who he really he is. He and the Reds and Blues were finally on their way home, until their ship crashes on a long forgotten planet and get sucked into a war that's apparently been going o...
