BFDIR 3: Are You Smarter Than a Pen?

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Firey: That was close, and scary.

Leafy: At least you're not eliminated, like Needy.

Needle: *Extends arm and slaps Leafy*

Needle: DON'T CALL ME NEEDY!

Firey: Well she didn't shrink.

Coiny: I don't know, you might be more useful this way.

Coiny: *Smirks*

Firey: *Tries to slap Coiny but is too small*

Coiny: Nice try Firey Jr.

Coiny: *Smirks some more*

Firey: Grrrr.

Firey: *Kicks Coiny*

Coiny: *Slaps Firey in the face*

Meanwhile

Pencil: We still have no idea who voted Match.

Pen: *Gulps*

Ice Cube: Maybe it was Golf Ball!

Pencil: *Slaps herself*

Pencil: She's on the other team.

Match: Maybe, like, Spongy voted me and, like, karma got him.

Pencil: Don't be silly Match, karma doesn't exist.

Match: Pen is still a little suspicious.

Pen: *Gulps*

Pencil: I told you it wasn't him!

Pencil: Pen is cool so he would never, ever do something as mean and cruel as that.

Pen: *Gulps*

Pencil: What about-

Pencil: Wait,

Pencil: Where's Bubble?

Announcer: Nevermind about that now.

Announcer: Time for the next challenge.

Announcer: Since last time was a test, this time it will be a test as well.

*The all get stuck in desks with tests in front of them*

Pencil: NO!

Pencil: NOT MORE MATH!

Pencil: *Bangs her head on the desk*

Announcer: By the way, if you die you're out of the challenge.

Pencil: *Whispers to Match*

Pencil: Kill me please.

Match: Okay.

Match: *Grabs Firey and throws him at her*

Pencil: *Doesn't burn*

Pencil: Aw man.

*The chalkboard behind Announcer turns into a screen*

*It shows all they're scores*

*A timer is shown*

Announcer: Begin.

*Timer for one hour starts*

*Bubble disappears from the screen*

Pencil: BUBBLE TAKE ME WITH YOU!

Blocky: *Tries to look for the test answers*

Blocky: *Can't find them*

Blocky: Aw man.

Pen: *Looks at Pencil and Match*

Pen: *Writes shakingly*

Eraser: *Doesn't care*

Pencil: *Still banging her head on her desk*

Match: *Does the test*

Ice Cube: *Melts away*

Snowball: *Tries to rip the test apart*

Snowball: WHAT'S THIS MADE OF?

Announcer: Concrete.

Snowball: HOW ON EARTH DID YOU MAKE PAPER OUT OF CONCRETE?

Announcer: Budget cuts.

Snowball: ON EARTH DOES THAT MEAN?

Announcer: Um...

Announcer: Shush.

Flower: *Does the test*

Firey: *Does his test*

Leafy: *Does the test as well*

*Pin and Coiny talk*

*Tennis Ball and Golf Ball try to write but can't reach*

Teardrop: *Does the test*

Woody: *Does the test*

Rocky: *Barfs on his test*

30 minutes later

*Current scores:
Blocky-87%
Pen-32%
Eraser-0%
Pencil-0%
Match-56%
Bubble-Dead
Ice Cube-Dead
Snowball-0%
Flower-76%
Firey-98%
Leafy-45%
Pin-32%
Coiny-23%
Tennis Ball-0%
Golf Ball-0%
Teardrop-87%
Woody-100%
Rocky-0%*

30 more minutes later (Sorry this is boring but what do you want me to do with a test?)

Announcer: All right, hand me all your tests.

Announcer: Here are the scores.

*Scores:
ToF-55/180
Blocky-18/20
Pen-3/20
Eraser-0/20
Pencil-0/20
Match-16/20
Bubble-0/20
Ice Cube-0/20
Snowball-1/20
Flower-17/20

Solar Objects-79/180
Firey-19/20
Leafy-14/20
Pin-5/20
Coiny-4/20
Tennis Ball-0/20
Golf Ball-0/20
Teardrop-20/20
Woody-17/20
Rocky-0/20*

Announcer: Even though you all are dumb, Solar Objects win, making Toim oif Froinds up for elimination.

Announcer: Since Teardrop got the highest score, she gets a Win Token.

*Elimination gets set up*

*Needle's pillar is gone*

Blocky: *Votes Pencil*

Pen: *Shakes his finger and accidently votes Match*

Eraser: *Votes Pencil*

Pencil: *Votes Eraser*

Match: *Votes Eraser*

Bubble: *Votes Eraser*

Ice Cube: *Votes Eraser*

Snowball: *Votes Pencil*

Flower: *Votes Eraser*

Announcer: Before I announce the votes,

Announcer: Blocky, would you like to use your Win Token?

Blocky: Nope.

Announcer: Okay then.

Announcer: 1 vote Pencil.

Announcer: 1 vote Match.

Announcer: 2 votes Pencil.

Announcer: 1 vote Eraser.

Announcer: 2 votes Eraser.

Announcer: 3 votes Eraser.

Announcer: 4 votes Eraser.

Announcer: 3 votes Pencil.

Announcer: 5 votes Eraser.

Announcer: The third person to be eliminated is...

*Eraser x'ed NTLC thing happens*

Announcer: Eraser.

Eraser: *Gets sucked into the screen*

Eraser: Aaaah.

*Elimination area goes*

Match: Someone, like, voted for me again.

Pen: *Gulps*

Pencil: Don't worry, we'll find him.

Pen: *Gulps some more*

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