BFDIR 16: Bowling is Hard

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Match: *Looks at her invitation*

Match: *Steps on the dirt mound*

Match: *Goes into the secret facility*

Match: Like, where am I?

*Woody, Teardrop, and Rocky come out of the darkness*

Match: Why are, like, you guys here?

Woody: Welcome to,

*A banner comes down*

Woody: The Society of Gibberish.

Match: Woody you can talk?

Woody: Nevermind that, would you like to join?

Match: Join you loser?

Woody: Before you change don't join.

*An electric chair looking thing called "Memory Eraser" comes out of the darkness*

Woody: Just now that we'll use this.

Match: Um...

Match: I guess I can, like, join.

Match: I don't like, like, electric chairs.

Teardrop: Good choice.

Teardrop: By the way, feel free to talk in your normal voice when your with us.

Match: Like, what are you talking about?

Rocky: Stop with the act.

*Woody, Teardrop, Rocky, and Match get teleported to Announcer*

Announcer: We have been waiting over an hour.

Rocky: Really?

Announcer: Shush.

*Bowling balls and pins appear*

Announcer: Hit all the pins to get immunity.

Announcer: You can also get points from the pins.

Announcer: We'll go in the order of points.

Announcer: So Woody, you're up.

Woody: *Hits all the pins*

Announcer: Woody is safe.

Pin: *Throws the ball, flying over the pins*

Announcer: Wow, you failed so bad Pin.

Pin: *Attempts to throw the bowling ball at Announcer but fails*

Firey: *Pushes the ball but only by a little bit.

Announcer: You failed as well Firey.

Firey: Please, stop talking.

Rocky: *Picks up the bowling ball with his mouth*

*Everyone is horrified again*

Rocky: *Accidently swallows the ball*

*Everyone is even more horrified*

Announcer: What is wrong with this cast.

Teardrop: *Takes the bowling ball and hits 5 pins*

Announcer: Next is Flower.

Flower: *Picks up the bowling ball and gets crushed by it*

Announcer: *Recovers Flower*

Match: *Takes the bowling ball*

Match: *Throws it at Pen*

Announcer: What is wrong with you.

Match: He, like, deserved it.

Pen: *Can't get up because of the bowling ball*

Bubble: *Throws the ball and gets 10 of the pins*

Announcer: And Bubble has immunity as well.

*The Elimination Area appears*

Announcer: This time you guys get to vote.

Woody: *Votes Match*

Pin: *Votes Match*

Firey: *Votes Match*

Rocky: *Votes Match*

Teardrop: *Votes Match*

Flower: *Votes Match*

Match: *Votes Pen*

Bubble: *Votes Match*

Announcer: The votes are in.

Announcer: 1  vote Match.

Announcer: 2 votes Match.

Announcer: 3 votes Match.

Announcer: 4 votes Match.

Announcer: 5 votes Match.

Announcer: 1 vote Pen.

Announcer: 6 votes Match.

Announcer: The 14th person to be eliminated from BFDIR is,

*Match's picture is x'ed with the NTLC behind*

Match: What?

Match: YOU-YOU'RE ALL,

Match: IDIOTS!

*A claw tries to grab Match*

Match: *Resists*

Match: *Throws the claw at Announcer*

Announcer: *Dodges the claw*

Announcer: *Cries acid on Match*

Announcer: *Recovers Match and quickly eliminates her*

*The elimination area disappears*

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