Part Five

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71) Play your music really loudly. Preferably annoying music. Justin Beiber maybe?

72) Pretend you're a cowboy - bring a toy horse to class and proceed to gallop around the room dressed in a cowboy hat and costume

73) Fall asleep on your desk

74) Keg your teacher! Or give him a wedgie‚ either one works

75) Open all the windows. Then close them five seconds later‚ repeat every few minutes.

76) When you walk through the door‚ slam it loudly behind you. If it wasn't loud enough‚ run back and do it again.

77) Start a massive Conga line with the class. Or How Low Can You Go. Or even the Macarena

78) Make animals shapes with your hands when the projector is on. Make them talk to each other!

79) Read Wattpad!

80) Bring your blankets to school. Leave them lying everywhere

81) Follow your teacher everywhere. Even to the toilets.

82) Stick tampons on your teacher's shoe. Ketchup is good for this

83) Show your teacher this list

84) Be a mute for the entire day‚ if you can. The teacher won't be able to get a word out of you!

85) Wear your onsie to school!

86) Scribble on your teacher's desk

87) Leave class early. Like really early. Like a half hour early.

88) When your teacher asks what you're doing‚ say you're going for a fag. Even if you don't smoke.

89) Call your teacher Jaba The Hut (is that how you spell it?). Ask him if he knows who that it. If he doesn't‚ tell him.

90) Bring a harmonica to class. Play it as loudly and as badly as you can.

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