Superfriends Group Chat

cut the crap, little luthor

2:13 pm

lastbraincell has created a chat

lastbraincell has added Lesbihonest 

lastbraincell has named the group chat 'A Cop and a Luthor'

Lesbihonest: pffft the group chat name

Lesbihonest: you gonna arrest me, sawyer?

lastbraincell: no, but im gonna interrogate you, little luthor

Lesbihonest: all good things, right?

lastbraincell: oh, yeah good things. what was that earlier?

Lesbihonest: what was what?

lastbraincell: lying about how you "couldn't ever see kara as more than a friend"

Lesbihonest: i swear to god maggie

Lesbihonest: i'm serious, i couldn't see kara as more

lastbraincell: cut the crap, little luthor. i see the way you stare at kara, the way your pupils constrict whenever mon-el is around kara, or even when the pizza delivery boy/girl flirts with kara. i'm a detective.

Lesbihonest: you're wrong.

Lesbihonest: sure, i adore kara. she's adorable, she's literally a human... wait, no, Kryptonian golden retriever. she's my best friend and the first and only person i ever opened up to. she knows me more than i even know myself. sure, im angry when mon-el is around because he treats her like a bitch. he's a dick and i hate him. the pizza deliver boy/girls that have flirted with kara? they stare at her ass and tits like she's just an object. so yes, i'm angry at them because everyone that hits on her treats her so terribly. 

lastbraincell: ok. i believe you...

Lesbihonest: thank you.

2:45 pm

da best couplezzz

lastbraincell: babe

gaydanvers: yes?

lastbraincell:  i think we've been reading too far into kara and lena...

lastbraincell: kara surely is in love with lena...  but lena... not so much

gaydanvers: what do you mean??

lastbraincell: (lenadenial.jpg)

gaydanvers: oh...

gaydanvers: can you update the supercorp gc, i'm gonna go make sure my baby sister is okay

lastbraincell: ofc danvers

gaydanvers: thanks babe, love u

lastbraincell: love u too

3:15 pm

Damnvers Sisters

gaydanvers: hey lil sis, you okay?

Superbi: yea, just lena's comment kinda stung

gaydanvers: you really love her huh

Superbi: isnt it too early to say i love her

gaydanvers: no

gaydanvers: i see the way you stare at her. you stare at her in adoration and i've never seen you love someone so much

Superbi: lol i know for a fact she doesn't like me back at all

gaydanvers: idk sis

gaydanvers: you just never know

Superbi: i'll be okay. it was just one comment. 

gaydanvers: okay. i love you

Superbi: i love you too. sister night, just the two of us, at 7? my place, as usual?

gaydanvers: of course

Superbi: kk someone needs help, bye!

gaydanvers: go get 'em, supergirl