Andi Mack one-shots

niceberg - tarty

authors note: this is solely made for a friend bc there are no tarty fics so enjoy ! also it's a crack fic

it was a cold night for an outdoors party. marty had been contemplating going to this party, knowing that toxic tj kippen would be there and probably being annoying.

the night was going to grow colder, and marty knew that, yet he didn't bring a jacket.

marty made the smart decision of running to the party, and on his run, he runs into a familiar boy.

"woah, dude" TJ says, "watch where you're going. you almost knocked me over!"

the other boy, marty, rolls his eyes. "shouldn't you be in the school being toxic? because you're toxic tj kippen!"

TJ looked confused. "bro, what are you talking about? and who calls me toxic tj kippen?" it was a sentence that tj had never thought he would say.

marty doesn't answer. TJ huffs, "maybe don't judge a book by it's reviews." marty sighs, "just leave me alone."

but TJ didn't do that. "who even are you?" TJ asks, not even knowing the boy yet he making assumptions about him?

marty rolls his eyes again. why was TJ so dumb? how could he not know who he is.

"i'm marty from the party, loser!"

"but the party hasn't even started!" TJ yelled to marty. "how could you BE from the PARTY if the PARTY hasn't even STARTED? you're so weird lmao. *plugs fancam*"

marty had smoke coming out of his ears. "BRO, i'm from a DIFFERENT party. know your facts."

something about marty's aggression was appealing towards TJ. it gravitated him to learn more information about this party boy.

"how about we walk to the party together," TJ suggests, "so then i can know the facts."

marty somehow manages to agree. "whatever, toxic tj kippen."

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"YOOOOOO! TEA JAY MY BRO!" reed yells out when he sees tj enter the party along with marty.

"hey, man, this is marty from the party", tj introduces and reed takes another hit (iykyk).

reed looks confused, "marty? from the party? but you just got to the party!"

"shut up, reed with the weed, UGH why does no one understand that i'm from a different party?!"  marty was getting very aggravated but that didn't make tj want to be around him any less.

it was enduring, to tj, how marty was acting. why did he care so much about a nickname? why could be only address tj as toxic? why did everyone need to know that marty is from some party? why was reed with the- well, that doesn't really have to be surfaced. but still.

tj continued to hang around the strange boy. "hey," marty says, "have you ever eaten a live frog?"

there's a thought process going through tj's brain. "what- what type of question is that? who in the world would eat a live frog?"

"me."

"weirdo. all the frogs hate you now."

that comment made marty look distraught. and angry. very angry. "well... you know what?"

"what?" tj asks, wanting to see just how far marty will go.

"go touch grass!" marty yells out, and runs away.

-

the party has been going on for about two hours, tj has not been able to find marty so he's just been hanging out with reed and reed keeps trying to convince tj to smoke some w33d but mister thelonius jagger will not be doing that.

"hey, bro, i think i see that marty dude over there" reed says, pointing out to basically a shadow. tj looks over. the shadow does indeed match the party boy's figure, so tj says "welp, if that's a shadow monster and it k-words me then tell my followers to stream raccoon in da blender by super great rapper: dj fruity. k, thanks."

tj heads over to the figure. "hey, marty, is that you?"

the figure screams and steps into the light. "yeah."

"k, cool. why did you get so mad earlier?" tj asks.

marty gives the boy a dead stare. "it's too embarrassing."

"YOU, VERBALLY, TOLD ME TO GO TOUCH GRASS. i don't think whatever this is, is anymore embarrassing than that."

this caused marty to shudder. he hated this. more than anything.

  "okay, fine, the reason i've been so annoying to you is because i like you but i wanted us to have some type of enemies to lovers trope. i'm sorry, okay? i just wanted to live out my wattpad y

fantasies."

marty finally admitted it.

tj looks confused, then smiles.

this smile lights up his, marty's, world like nobody else. (the way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed-)

"i mean," marty says, "don't hate player... hate the game."

the dumb comment makes tj blush. 'holy crap' tj thought to himself. "well... i think i like you too."  this makes marty completely change moods. "wait- what? really?"

"yeah... i think. idrk but you seem niceberg."

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