Jisoo: Let's go fucking grocery shopping I need chicken
Lisa: sure I just wanna go shopping!
Jennie: can we get milk ice cream!?
Chaeyoung: and food
Lisa: No we can't
Jennie: fuck you
Jisoo: watch your fucking language ya fucking bitch don't fucking swear in my household
Chaeyoung: Unnie you just swore like 10 times
Jisoo: shut the fuck up and get in the car I Need chicken!
Jennie: calm down bitch *mutters*
Lisa: she's gonna be mad until we buy her chicken she's on her period
*at the store*
Jisoo: DON'T TOUCH THAT CHICKEN ITS ALL MINE
Officer: Ma'am please calm down the chicken isn't going anywhere
Karen: who said the chicken was yours *looks at chicken* I'd like to speak to your manager!
Jennie: shut up Karen no one likes you!
Jisoo: Hey Karen!! Let me speak to your manager
Karen: W-what that's not possible!!
Jisoo: either let me speak to your manager or let me have all the fucking chicken!!
Lisa: I regret coming here
Chaeyoung: why am I even here!!
Karen: excuse me there's kids here you can't be using that fucking language!
Jisoo: You just fucking swore infront of your own kids!
Karen: They can't hear me their listening to KIDZ BOP!!
Karens Mini Karen kid 'listening' to kidz bop: excuse me mother Karen I can hear you! I'd like to speak with your manger!
Karen: I didn't raise you like this!
Tiktok E-boy: sup ladies *does eye roll like he's possessed
Vsco girl: and I oop- he's possesksksksked!! Save the fucking turtles!!
Jisoo: I AM A TURTLE IM FUCKING JISOO TURTLE RABBIT KIM NOW GIVE ME THE CHICKEN!!
......
Jennie: are you ok now?
Jisoo who just ate a lot of chicken: yeah now can we go watch cartoons and cuddle
Jennie: of course let's go bae
......
I don't even know what this is
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Random One-shots
Fanfictionthis is just random story's either one shots or just random weird things (May contain smut) Mostly Jensoo cuz I ship them this is just gonna be random stories or something random I come up with if I use a similar idea of someone else and don't know...
