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Barbara Gordon: TIM WHERE IS MY COSTUME?!

Tim Drake: I dyed it pink?
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Jason Todd(Sleeping)

Dick Grayson:JASON TIM USED MY TOOTHBRUSH TO CLEAN THE TOILET,DO YOU MIND IF I USE YOURS

Jason Todd:I WAS ASLEEP

Dick Grayson:YOU WERE ALSO DEAD

Jason Todd:YEAH NOW IT'S YOUR TURN

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Damian Wayne: Father my stomach hurts

Bruce Wayne:Oh you okay,my little ninja?

Damian Wayne:How much did you drink?

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Isabel Ardila (Breathes)

Jason Todd: OMGILOVEYOUSOMUCHYOUARESOBEATIFULMARRYME!!!

Tim Drake: -_-

Damian Wayne:Sigh. Please pull it together Todd she's in the hospital bed,Sleeping.

Dick Grayson:AWWW SO CUTE. OMGYOUTWOAREJUSTSOINLOVEICAN'T SQUEAL!!

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Raven and Damian(About to kiss)

Bruce(Pushes their faces away from each other):YOU'RE ONLY FIFTEEN!!

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Bruce Wayne: Hey Alfred

Alfred Pennyworth(Screaming at a fly): I'm so tired of you

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Garfield Logan:My head hurts

Raven Roth:I can kill you. That'll take the pain away

Damian Wayne:I LOVE YOU

Raven and Damian kiss

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Kori: Is hanging out with Roy and Jason : How are you guys?

Also Kori:Realizes they are both Sleeping on her

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Dick Grayson(inhales)

Jason Todd:Oh No.

Dick Grayson: DAMIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNN I MISSSED YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Cassandra Cain: Jay we have to get our nails done

Jason Todd:CRAP RUNNNNNNNNN

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Damian Wayne (Is currently in a food coma with his head on Raven's lap)

Jaime Reyes: Is he okay?

Raven Roth: Yess but he ate way to much.

Dick Grayson(Leaping onto the couch to hug Damian in his sleep) :AWWWW

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Tim Drake:Sigh. Life is so sad

Stephanie Brown(Looks at him)

Tim Drake: I LOVE MY LIFE SOO MUCH

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Damian Wayne: Is knocked unconscious by a supervillain

Raven Roth" You can hurt me, break me, hit me, OR EVEN KILL ME. BUT PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NEVER TOUCH HIM

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Jason Todd: NOOOOOOOOOOO

Dick Grayson: What's wrong

Jason Todd(so tired he's delusional): THE LITTLE RABBIT OVER THERE DOESN'T WANNA BE MY FRIEND (Sobs)

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Barbara: NEVER LET JASON AND DAMIAN PLAY AMONG US

Stephanie Brown: Why?

Dick Grayson: THEY KILLED MEEE

Damian Wayne and Jason Todd: Sadistic Laughter

Bruce Wayne: Ugh I've Raised Monsters

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Jason Todd:QUICK  GET THE FLAME-PUTTER OUTER!!

Tim Drake:WHAT DID YOU DO NOW JASON PETER TODD?!

Jason Todd: MY HEART IS ON FIRE ISABEL WINKED AT ME ON OUR VIDEO CALL

Tim Drake:-_-

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Damian Wayne: Grayson.I'm in love

Dick Grayson: With who?

Damian Wayne:Raven

Dick Grayson:Wow. You came to me for love advice

Damain Wayne: Crap

Dick Grayson: (Hugs Damian);HUGGGSSSSSS

Damian Wayne: GET OFF ME YOU IMBECILE!!!!

Well I hope you enjoyed. Sorry for the delay but I got lazy 😅 Sorry. And I had exams.

Yeah just sorry

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