Just a normal day at school hanging with your bestie😝, Charli. Mr. Levi is teaching math; the last period of school. He asks you to stay longer because your grades are going down...😏 wtf are you thinking bitch you horny dumbass wifi charger lookin...
Yoonbum, hisoka, ryuk, and Y/N go into the store and look for some apples. Maybe I'll shove this one up my ass later Ryuk thinks.
There were many types of apples such as, Adam apples, green apples, red apples, yellow apples, juicy apples, apples that produced other apples, apples that were live animals, and apples that were pears. Ryuk excitedly looked at the apples, I better choose wisely!!!!! Yum! All of the sudden, Y/N gets a phone call from Levi..... he only called her when something bad happened... uh oh.
As y/n saw the call she pissed on the floor. Oops. She then answered. Through the phone she could hear muffled crying.
Just as Levi says this p/n (pronoun) knows p/n could NEVER EVER tell Levi that Yoonbum ran over Alvin. Y/n even remembered the screaming and rasping in pain coming from Alvin. But it wasn't only Alvin that was there... there were witnesses... alvins friends.. uh oh spaghettini.
"Please attend his funeral tomorrow.." Levi mumbles through the phone.
"K"
Levi then hangs up.
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(Y/n POV)
It was Alvins funeral. Everyone was there. That was a problem. The chipmunk 🐿 friends saw Yoonbum and the pæłś run over Alvin.
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"Who anybody like to say anything before we start our prayer?" The priest, Kurapika asks. "Me" Levi raises his hand...
"There's a devil waiting outside your door (How much longer?) There's a devil waiting outside your door And he's bucking and braying and pawing at the floor And he's howling with pain and crawling up the walls, oh yeah There's a devil waiting outside your door He's weak with evil and broken by the world He's shouting your name and he's asking for more, give him more, give him more There's a devil waiting outside your door, oh yeah Loverman! Since the world began Forever, amen till end of time Take off that dress I'm coming down, I'm your loverman 'Cause I am what I am, what I am, what I am L is for love, baby O is for only you that I do V is for loving virtually all that you are E is for loving almost everything that you do R is for rape me and M is for murder me and A is for answering all of my prayers N is for knowing your loverman's going to Be the answer to all of yours Loverman! Till the bitter end While empires burn down forever and ever And ever and ever amen, I'm your loverman So help me, baby so help me 'Cause I am what I am, what I am what I am, what I am I'll be your loverman! There's a devil crawling along your floor There's a devil crawling along your floor With a trembling heart, he's come through the door With his strain and sex and his jumping paw, oh yeah There's a devil crawling along your floor And he's old and he's stupid and He's hungry and he's sore And he's lame and he's blind And he's dirty and he's poor Give him more, give him more, give him more, give him more, give him more, give him more There's a devil crawling along your floor, oh yeah Loverman! Now here I stand, forever amen 'Cause I am what I am, what I am, what I am, what I am Forgive me baby, my hands are tied And I got no choice, no I got no choice at all I'll say it again L is for love and O is for o yes I do V is for virtue, so I ain't gonna hurt you E is for even if you want me to R is for render unto me, baby M is for that which is mine and A is for any old how, darling and N is for any old time I'll be your loverman! I got a master plan To take off your dress and be your man Seize the throne, seize the mantle Seize the crown 'cause I am what I am, what I am, what I am, what I am Your loverman! There's a devil lying by your side You might think he's asleep But look at his eyes He wants you, baby, to be his bride There's a devil lying by your side, oh yeah Oh he's a loverman! Oh he's a loverman! Can you comphrend 'Cause I am what I am, what I am, what I am, what I am, what I am, what I am, what I am 'Cause he's a loverman! A real loverman! A real loverman!"
Levi starts crying.
"I don't really give a damn about the way you touch me When we're alone You can hold my hand If no one's home Do you like it when I'm away? If I went and hurt my body, baby Would you love me the same? I can feel all my bones coming back And I'm craving motion Mama never really learns how to live by herself It's a curse And it's growing You're a pond and I'm an ocean Oh, all my emotions Feel like explosions when you are around And I've found a way to kill the sounds, oh
Oh, baby, I am a wreck when I'm without you I need you here to stay I broke all my bones that day I found you Crying at the lake Was it something I said to make you feel like you're a burden? Oh, and if I could take it all back I swear that I would pull you from the tide
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa I said no, I said no Listen close, it's a no The wind is a-pounding on my back And I found hope in a heart attack Oh at last, it is past Now I've got it, and you can't have it
Baby, I am a wreck when I'm without you I need you here to stay I broke all my bones that day I found you Crying at the lake Was it something I said to make you feel like you're a burden, oh And if I could take it all back I swear that I would pull you from the tide
Darling, when I'm fast asleep I've seen this person watching me Saying, "Is it worth it? Is it worth it? Tell me, is it worth it?" Because there is something, and there is nothing There is nothing in between And in my eyes, there is a tiny dancer Watching over me, he's singing "She's a, she's a lady, and I am just a boy" He's singing, "She's a, she's a lady, and I am just a line without a hook"
Baby, I am a wreck when I'm without you I need you here to stay I broke all my bones that day I found you Crying at the lake Was it something I said to make you feel like you're a burden, oh And if I could take it all back I swear that I would pull you from the tide"
Everyone cries except ryuk. He's happy he got dem APPPLESSSS!!!
"Words from a real man.." Yuri states.
"We shall all pray now. Our Father in heaven, hallowed be your name. Your kingdom come, your will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread, and forgive us our debts, as we also have forgiven our debtors. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. Amen." Kurapika says everybody following his words except ryuk and tamaki. They didn't give a fuck.
Levi breaks down in tears. I miss my loverman I miss being his c*m dumpster..
"GUYS!!" A chipmunk literally screams "I KNOW WHO KILLED ALVIN WE WITNESSED IT!!!"
Oh no! Y/n thinks.
"WHO TELL ME OR I'LL KILL YOU!" Levi scrames.
"IT WAS YOONBUM HISOKA RYUK AND Y/N THEY RAN OVER ALVIN WITH A FUCKING LIMO!!! I EVEN HEARD HIS SCREAMS IN PAIN AND HIS BONES CRACKING!!!!" Theodore screams breaking down in tears.
Levi gasps and turns to you..
"How could you..?"
Another cliffhanger I'll continue tomorrow also @KURAPIKAS3RDBUTTCHEEK THANK YOU ILY YOU AND YOUR USERNAME I JUST PICTURED KURAPIKA WITH 3 ASS CHEEKS.
