Mcdonalds

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(3rd person POV)

"Y'all let's go to McDonald'sz" y/n suggests.
"Ok!🌸" Lindsay agrees.
"Let's go then." Levi agrees,

The pals pull up at McDonalds in their limo at the drive through.

"May I please have a chipmunk sandwich" Levi asks the person working at the speaker thingy magiger.

He needs to get over that squirrel. It's so annoying. Ugh. I need Levi's love. Tamaki thinks.
"I'll have mortadella cheese." Tamaki says.
"Give me some bungee gum with a side of Gon." Hisoka says.
"Oooooosssuydayooo!" Yuri says.
"Legs." Y/n says.
"Trump 😏" Biden says making Trump flustered.
"May I please have ashes." Yoonbum asks.
"Knives" illumi says.
"Flower petals!🌸" Lindsay says.
"Chicken nuggies!!" Alvin says. Wait a minute what. Levi swore he heard him say that.
"Did you hear that?" Levi asks everybody.
"Hear what?" Y/n asks.
"Nevermind."

They don't pay and go pick up their food. McDonalds is super slow 😒. Wendy's is better.

They all pull up to the White House and eat their food.

"Mmmm~ OoOooOOh gOoOooOon GOOOOON!!! bUnGee gUm cOntaInS thE pRoPertIes oF boTh rUbEr aNd gUm

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"Mmmm~ OoOooOOh gOoOooOon GOOOOON!!! bUnGee gUm cOntaInS thE pRoPertIes oF boTh rUbEr aNd gUm." Hisoka says.
"Mhm" y/n says nervously.

(Y/n POV )
"Is the squirrel good bby?" I ask Levi.
"Yeah butt... it reminds me of Alvin.."
Bitch then why the fuck did you eat a squirrel
"Cheer 🆙 you just got McDonald's bby." I tell him.

"Šæñgwœô æßhś" Yoonbum mumbles in a creepy tone. Tf.

"Osudayo!" Yuri exclaims.
"Yup.😅" Yuri literally can say anything except osudayo. It's so fuqing annoying.
"Kimi wa shoujo na no?" Yuri asks me.
OMFG HE SAID SOMETHING THATS NOT OSUDAYO!!! I wonder what it means 🤔.

"Aren't you going to ask me if my mortadella is good? 😒" Tamaki complains.
"1ś ÿœûr mœrt4d3łłæ gœ0d?" I ask him.
"Yes."

"Where did illumi go?"

"The ER he ate knives." Hisoka says.
That stupid bitch.
"Awwwe I hope he gets better 😿" i respond.

After that there was a long moment of silence, but Lindsay just HAD to ruin it by FARTING. BITCH-
"SAY EXCUSE ME RN" I yell.
"WHY SHOULD I BITCH?" She yells back.
"BCAUSE YOU STANKY UGLY LOOKING ASS BIG FAT BITCH!!"
"UGH FINE. EXCUSE ME."
"MY GAWD IT WASNT THAT HARD WASNT IT?"

"You know what's also hard😏" Hisoka asks.
"What."
"My-"
"AHHHGGHGHHGGGGGGGHHHHH"
"NO LINDSAY!"
"IM GIVING BIRTG!!"
"OMFG WHOS THE FATHER?!"
"HISOKA"
"WHAT."
I look to Hisoka and he's gone.
"I'm just kidding I'm not giving birth I cut my butt and now I have another butt crack and 3 booty cheeks." Lindsay explains.

" Lindsay explains

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