Just a normal day at school hanging with your bestie😝, Charli. Mr. Levi is teaching math; the last period of school. He asks you to stay longer because your grades are going down...😏 wtf are you thinking bitch you horny dumbass wifi charger lookin...
It was Christmas Eve. You (Sebastian bails) were wrapping presents for your friends.
Ok time skip because I'm a lazy bitch.
It was almost night time. You and hisoka (oikawas ear) were planning to catch sanny panny (Santa.) you guys put a trap in the chimney that sets Santa on fire.
Another time skip 😙✌️👹
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You and Hisoka stand over the fire pit staring at the corpse.
"What now darling~?" Hisoka asks you. "Eat it like you did in Obama x Hisoka." You say "Kk besti" He then crouches down and stuffs Santa in his mouth and slurps that bitch up like a vacuum or somethin.
"Now who will give all the stupid children 👶 their gifts 🧍♀️" You ask Hisoka.
"Me darling what do you think😏" he responds.
This won't end well.
Hisoka puts on a Santa costume takes Santa's bag and says "ight imma head out."
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