What the media doesn't show about Matthew Morrison 🥶✌️😱
Prepare to get bamboozled
Also part two leaks the love story of Matthew and Ed Sheeran
aesthetic warning 😍😍😍😍😍😍
#19 in abducted
I was vibing in my house and all of a sudden Matthew Morrison flies through the window. "Holy shit," I said. " now what Tf balls are you doing here homie? I thought you were in Guantanamo Bay." "Bust a move!" He said, taking off his jacket and breakdancing fervently. "What— I'm calling the police."
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(me one year in the future: I am actually kind of attractive now ngl a little bit and my hair isn't being grown out from a pixie rn either I have the little lad haircut now when the drip is impeccable but the chip is respectable or whateve chips ahoy🥶🥶🥶)
"NÑŒØÖO" he said, ascending. "Oh shit, he is gaining power," I said as I realized. He began to slowly spin in a circle and starting singing the thong song from that really awkward glee episode. I tried to run for cover but then the voices of every song he ever sang began to join together in a nightmarish choir. His past performances flickered in and out of my vision. Then everything cleared and Matthew Morrison in his full power picked me up and drop kicked me into the ceiling.
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"Ow" I said "not very cash money" grubhubHe then ate me 🕺✨✌️
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Then all was calm.
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He left ✌️ and I was gone.
But that's not all the evil he has done. There is much, much more...
