This is just a random list of things my family, friends, teachers, and I have said, if they were Newsies. (Yes, I know the title only says 'my family')
"Piano Music is a blessing when doing Math work." - Race (Me)
"Soda is the only thing keeping me awake. If I didn't have this, my nap yesterday would've been way earlier." - Davey (Me)
"No one is surprised that I've acted in a play/musical before." - Sarah (Me)
"People are surprised that I have." - Davey (my brother)
"I'm not doing anything to make him blush like crazy. I'm just sending him pictures of his crush." - Romeo (Me)
"*while dodging dinosaurs stuffed animals* please stop throwing dinosaurs at me!" - Blink (Mom)
"Jack! Where is the broom?! I need to look like a depressed, child sweeper." - Race (Me, singing 'Castle on a Cloud'.)
"You have blankets and pillows, put them on!" - Davey (Mom)
*Race (brother) and Albert (me) share a look*
"How do you put pillows on?" - Albert (Me)
"On the roof?" - Elmer (Brother)
"It's not on the roof, it's up on the housetop! Currently we're far away from the housetop and over the roof! That's how far from correct you are." - Jack (Mom)
"What if you get the seatbelt, and the dog dies? Then you'll see the seatbelt, and you'll just be sad." - Skittery (Me)
Me: "Where's Boston?"
Mom: "Texas." - Elmer is me, my mom is Specs or Mush.
*while rolling around on the floor* "Why must Math be so hard?! It's literally killing me!" - JoJo (Me)
"I have a very strange and strong urge and want to do Math right now." - Race (Me)
"I just decided to go to sleep since Bridget (Race) started talking about Musicals." - Blink (Brother)
"I feel deeply offended." - Race (Me)
"Don't feel deeply offended, feel shallowly offended." - Albert (Mom)
"So you'd get- *pause* Bri, are you eating a candy cane?" - Teacher (JoJo)
Me, sitting there eating my candy cane: "Yes?" - Race
"Good for you." - JoJo (Teacher)
"I will throw this hedgehog at you!" - Albert (my brother)
"Come hide in the locker with me!" - Elmer (Me)
"If someone doesn't get me soda right now, I'm going to pass out on the Google Meet." - Jack (Me)
"What is the textbook definition of bastard?" - Davey (friend)
"Put your hand on your heart, and repeat after me; 'Oh Romeo, Romeo, my love'." - Romeo (My teacher)
"Shut the door so the bugs don't come in, or if they do, I'll send them to your room." - Davey (my mom)
"Do you know how much I weigh?! *pause* Oh wait, I don't know either." - Race (Me)
"I just ate somebody's speed mushroom!" - Tommy boy (Me)
"Because I'm lazy, what can I say?" - Blink (Me)
"Wait- wait! Hide in the locker!" - Elmer (Me)
"There's a line in a song that really describes stuff." - Boots (Me)
"Give up on your dreams while you're ahead." - Smalls (Me)
"Those aren't my dreams." - Ike (Brother)
"Give up on your not dreams while your ahead." - Smalls (Me)
"Good night." - Race (Me)
"Night." - Spot (Brother)
"I'll see you in the morning." - Race (Me)
"I'll punch you in the morning." - Spot (Me)
*sarcasm* "Great." - Race (Me)
"I want to be an antisocial potato!" - Mush (Me)
"Hey, look, it's a bird!" - Finch (Me)
"Yes, are birds not a normal thing?" - Henry (Mom)
"But like, it's a cool bird!" - Finch (Me)
"I just saw a blue man. Though, it could just be my glasses. I haven't cleaned them in five minutes. They get dirty annoyingly fast." - Specs (Me)
"That's a shocking assumption." - Albert *being sarcastic* (Me)
"I like being shocking." - Mush *knowing full well that Albert (I) was being sarcastic* (Sister)
"A will fight someone with spoons!" - Smalls (Me)
"Stop it with that tapping!" - Ike (Mom, sister)
"Would you rather I wore my tap shoes around all day?" - Race (Me)
"Yes!" - Ike (Mom, sister)
"I look like my twin." - Mike (friend)
"Shocking." - Ike *being sarcastic* (friend's twin)
"Now he's gonna say-" - Henry *showing JoJo a meme* (Mom)
"I don't get it." - JoJo (Me)
"Wow, that was on time too." - Buttons (Sister)
"Oh crap-" - Race *after falling on the stairs and tripping* (Me)
"Did you just trip on the food basket?" - Davey *from upstairs, where he couldn't see Race* (Mom)
"Yes- wait, how did you get that answer from me saying 'oh crap?" - Race (Me)
"Oh my God. I walked into the living room trying to find plates, when there were plates right in front of the toaster! The worst part is I set my soda on them!" - Specs (Me)
"I'm losing my insanity!" - Boots (Me)
"What's the point of giving others advice if you don't listen to it yourself?" - Katherine (Me)
"No. You are not allowed to talk bad about yourself." - Spot (friend)
*a few minutes later*
"You are a complete idiot!" - Spot (same friend)
"We have this rule where I'm not allowed to say bad stuff about myself, because I'm not joking, but he is, cause he is joking." - Race (Me)
"I'm not sure 'death by pillow' is the way to go." - Davey (mom)
*holding a pillow* "It's the way I'm going to go if he doesn't shut up." - Smalls (Me)
"Choose a different way to kill me. I want a much cooler death if I am gonna die." - Race (Brother)
"I must be weaker than I thought since I just had trouble moving the trash bin." - Mike (Me)
"Like bringing up down to the street when it was full? Cause that can be hard depending on how heavy it is." - Ike (Brother)
"No. I had trouble flipping the lid so it could be covered." - Mike (Me)
"Oh my gosh, these Hersey kisses have almonds in them! That's so cool!" - JoJo (Me) *I love them*
"Yes, because when I think about something 'cool', that is obviously what my mind goes to." - Albert (sister)
"You know, my Holidays feel complete now that Chevy (the car brand) has wished me a Happy Holidays." - Albert (Sister) *obviously being sarcastic*
"Aww, I missed it. Now my holidays feel incomplete." - Henry (Me)
I will do a part 2 if anyone wants one.
In my family, we have a list that we keep of funny things we've said. If someone says something and it should go on the list and I'm not there, they'll text me the thing and I'll add it. We're starting a 2021 list, cause the 2020 list is too long lol
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