New life as a simbiote..... OH DEAR LORD [DISCONTINUED FOR REAL THIS TIME]

Death And OH GOD

Normal - normal talking
Yooo - pleased / angry
Sup brotha - tougth

Hello there... my name is Damien and i am or realy was a mercanary...let me explain... So im curently in....a black void i think? , its devoid (heh) of all life and if your wondering how am i sending this...

I still do have my phone with me so thank god for small mercies
Now i have 3 theories about my realy bizzare situation :

1.im unconcious and slowly dying and this is my brain making a realy shitty last halucination

2. Im în dead and this is hell... Fitting considering i know for a fact i will go mad eventualy

3. Still Dead and have to wait for something special to happen

Yeah and the reason i think im dead because after i... Politely ended most of the enemies/rivals my 'gang' had to endure... The left over bombed me....literaly.
Ueah seing your lower side crashing down onto the charred remains of your home a few feet away from you with a thud was.... Traumatizing but... GOOD NEWS I KNOW WHAT AN ISEKAI IS! I ACTUALY KNOW WHAT TO DO!..... Hopefully.

And actual good NEWS

[[Wellcome]]

Ah yes the sistem, something that every generic op isekai mc gets! Myself included!

Watching the odd hologhapic vaguely cyan scren before me was somewhat mind numbing but awsome at the same

"Took ya long enought"

[[I apologise dear used]]

Its okey so where am i getting isekayed în?

[[Your first stage would be the My Hero Academia World (MHA)]]

Nice what am i getting isekayed as?

Species was an important topic if i accidentaly become something like a damn pidgeon i might as well just let a car reduce me to paste

[[Your species has been chosen to be The Symbiotes / Klyntars]]

Do i get the gamer System and why that race speficialy?

A stupid question but the version is important i actualy want to know the benefits of what im getting especialy if it turns nerted or Altered?

[[a sligthly altered one but yes and i looked trought your memories în order to see what race you would chose]]

This A.I can peek into my very mind at will and has allready done so...dangerous but good to know and hey you have to admit. Klyntar it a decent enought choice for a species.

"Any wishes? please? i need them..."

If this follows the manga to any damn capacity i realy will need them

[[You only have acces to 2 wishes. Granted by the creator of this very situation]]

So there is a highter power at play. Interesting....

"Allrigth!"

"Lets make this fucking quick then make immortal in every posible way that your allowed to for the first wish"

[[I can not grant that but i CAN grant you extremely rapid pasive regeneration]]

'Thats perfect!"

"And for the second i want to have the Zenith from terraria in my Inventory"

What dont look at me like that its a god killing weapon i dont care if it this unbalanced as shit i need a safety net incase shit hits the fan and my stats or level isnt enought!