《 ─── CRUNCHY BIRD

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《 20 ─── CHAPTER TWENTY ࿐ ˊˎ-

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Class 1-A

you
SHIT I BURNED THE TURKEY

Jirou Kyouka
how do you even–

you
I DON'T KNOW
ONE SECOND IT WAS COOKING ALL FINE AND I WAS WATCHING ANIME AND THE NEXT IT WAS FUCKING ON FIRE

p i n k
yeah, hun, sorry bout this, but your kitchen privileges are being revoked

you
i'm gonna cry.

L/N's man
don't cry 🥺🥺 it's christmas!

you
THIS IS WHY MY PARENTS SHOULD'VE COOKED IT

Uraraka Ochaco
uh–
why did you cook it then?

you
they told me to be responsible but now i'm going to be killed.

Jirou Kyouka
oh–

you
AND IT'S NOT EVEN BY BAKUGOU

Kirishima Eijirou
Did you want to get killed by Bakugou?

you
well. i'd prefer it if he'd kill me over my parents killing me, so yeah.

mr aggressive
Why are you talking about me murdering people again?

you
what? it makes for good conversation

L/N's man
honestly, yeah. it kinda does.

mr aggressive
Also, WHAT THE FUCK, HOW DO YOU BURN A TURKEY

you
I DON'T KNOWWWWW

mr aggressive
Jesus Christ, you shouldn't be trusted to cook food

you
THAT'S WHAT I SAID! MY PARENTS WOULDN'T LISTEN TO ME

mr aggressive
Then it's their fault that they're going to be eating burnt turkey

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