Idiocy Stories

"your beauty marks," I whisper and he raises his eyebrows slightly, "they look like constellations." ----- Living with a streamer, y/n is exposed to...

𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘶𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺'𝘳𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘣𝘪𝘳𝘥𝘴. ❀ 𝓇𝑒𝓆𝓊𝑒𝓈𝓉𝓈: 𝑜𝓅𝑒𝓃 ❀ 𝘪 𝘥𝘰 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘴𝘮𝘶𝘵, 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘯�...

-1 new text message- Unknown Number: hey Me: this isn't an online chatting app, where did you get my number? Unknown Number: *hey :) (hi i wrote this when i was...

HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?! No, because we don't have pokemon yet. If we did, then yes. It would have gone too far. Hey, what's up, fuck sluts. Talking about SCP right no...

Solus has left a descendant on Earth behind. But, here's the thing. She's human. Meet Ace and travel along with the Transformers Prime crew on this maybe moderately okay...

This is a true story. Don't copy it and all that shit ™ I found an app that actually let me copy that shit and paste it see: ™™™ Now I am going to take advantage of it...

Y/n is your average teenage girl with a twist... She's mildly idiotic and somehow failed pre-k, but we don't discuss that... At least not in front of her that is. Y/n an...

A Poem about humans construction of time.

Walk into our wierd little lives as we all explain stories and we all also have other accounts! Alt. Accounts BrandyCorn SatanStar666 -IcyHero- GigiThePug KittyClaudett

Wattpad has an issue with making good, logical homosexual relationships. I'm going to teach you all how and rant about how bad homoerotica is on this site.

Stupid but true life hacks that will rock your life! - Not really -

Don't make the same mistakes I did! Or do, whatever.

Just a little weirdness for your everyday life beware of inside jokes that I shall try to explain start: jan.22 2022 (i think-) end: wh0 kn0ws

Welcome, one and all! In here, we question philosophy, the make up of our world, and maybe even the fabric of our existence! "I can tell you randomness and you can...

Hello there, diary thief. Kindly put my personal book back where you found it or suffer the hexes I have prepared for your sorry arse!

Aliens arrive on Earth and make an unexpected demand, leaving humanity scrambling.

I'm The Person Who Haunts Your Nights. The One Who Makes You Jump At The Little Things While Your Up Late. The One Who Watches You When You're Supposed To Be Asleep, But...