Alfie really wants to find his fiancé. Connor has tattoos and lives in a tree. Troye has a habit of getting into a shit load of trouble and never knowing what's going on. And Tyler is a green eyes that's dangerous and captivating. (Or the AU where the world has turned to shit, Tyler is a mystical creature, Connor holds Troye up at gun point, and Troye is stuck in a big mess that he has no idea how to get out of.) Warning: please be cautious of reading this for it contains the following: terrible swearing, bad puns, angst, non-con, smutty smut, fluffy fluff, and overall it's an awful story that I highly recommend reading. -m