Welcome to the most cliche wattpad story ever. Written by four teenage children who were very bored Disclaimer: This is just a joke ~~~~ The teacher glared at me. "Hullo. You're late. Sit down, little girl." I looked around and holy schneckenburger. The only seat left was next to Greek God. I tried not to faint and collapse on the puddle of sweat that I had made. His lips crinkled his face as he shot me a smirk from his spot and I tried not to die on my puddle of sweat right there, and kept a straight face. started making my way over there and accidentally slipped from the puddle and fell on him. Shite! Wait. Why is his stomach so hard? Oh. My. God. Are those his rock-hard, chiseled abs????? I felt huge bear claws clasp around my tiny torso. "Didn't I tell you to watch your step, sweetiekins?" his husky voice said.