It was known amongst the Marauders that Remus would always carry chocolate, Peter never remembered the trick step, James would lament about Lily and Sirius would complain about Ayla. Ayla Kaven, a Ravenclaw with a sharp tongue and trick for creating spells loved to wind up Sirius Black - but who wouldn't? He looks cute when he's angry. But when their Muggle Studies class puts on a production of 'Romeo and Juliet', what are the pair going to do when they're cast as the infamous star-crossed lovers... Cue snarky main characters, Sirius not understanding Shakespeare and love in this 'time of woe'. tw: violence, sexual content, strong language