This is just a silly story that I wrote a while ago. I found it, and loved it so much I decided to make a few changes to it, and put it up here. I still have to write the ending, but it will come. Don't worry. I'm having trouble thinking of a suitable summary right now, but for the present, just think Elvis hair and a pretty girl with cowboy boots. Oh, and an evil hair salon owner. That should do it.