Y/N has taken a deep liking to the bombastic Voldy. She will do anything to get his attention. Including kidnapping his should-have-been nephew, the smexy ferret, Draco Malfoy, AKA the Pottah simper. Petite, bootiful, and unique: she's not like other girls. she's 7 feet tall, and often is bullied for her beauty and difference. but she believes herself to look like a goddamn horny toad. she thicc. Losing her entire family 18 years before she was born, she weeps every night, needing a big, strong, slimy shoulder to cry on. This scrumptious hunk of evilness visits her dreams every night. she will do anything and everything for the Dark lord, and will fight to be his side-piece. His best girl. His buckaroo. She's his horcrux.