After being done with the whole reincarnation bullshit, Hanzō just wanted to enjoy retirement only for him to end up in this fuckfeast of a story. Deciding that this was the place to settle down, how would he makes full use of his time here? Warning! Mc will think with both head and other 'head'. If you want a Mc that thinks with only either one then keep looking because I'm sorry, this isn't the story for you. Additional warning: Crackfic energy will be very much prominent in this story. Mature themes are to expected
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