"life would've been nice if i had an ass like yours." "excuse me?!" "what? i just complimented you, ishan." "you don't say such things to someone you just met, shubman." ••••••• a little too much straightforward shubman and an equally sassy ishan. what happens when the two worlds collide? simple answer. we get a story filled with dad jokes and poor comedy. enjoy reading while i sip on my matcha.