Meet Judy Looser, a VERY stereotypical nerd whose hobbies include school, video games, photography, knitting, and the internet. She has a mother who is addicted to plastic surgery and a father who is always away on "buSINess". She goes to a new school where everyone seems to hate her, especially the most popular girl in school, Ashley Bassick. But she manages to make two friends, a girl who is a foreign exchange student whose first language is Spanish (Ima Slute) and a boy who is as straight as a circle (Christopher Gaylor). Judy begins to develop a crush on the captain of the football team, Luke Hawtstuf. But what happens when Judy's nudes get leaked? WARNING: THIS BOOK IS FULL OF STEREOTYPES!! I DO NOT THINK THAT EVERY NERD IS OBSESSED WITH SCHOOL OR EVERY POPULAR GIRL IS "MEAN" OR EVERY GAY MALE ACTS FEMININE OR EVERY CAPTAIN OF THE FOOTBALL TEAM IS HOT!! THANKS BYEEE!!