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    Band Jokes 5
    Band Jokes 5
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    Ongoing
    Ongoing, First published Jan 01, 2017
    This is my legacy.
        
        [Property of Previous Owner: Cecilia]
        [Credit to Tumblr]
    All Rights Reserved
    • bandjokes
    • emo
    • emotrinity
    • humor
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    Table of contentsLast updated Feb 11, 2018
    • Panic! Highlights 2016
    • BRENDON'S HIGH NOTE THOUGH
    • Conspiracy ?
    • It's Funny Because I'm Staying Single Forever
    • Seattle
    • What Happened In Cape Town
    • I Haven't Seen One For This Song So
    • My Stomach Is Sore
    • Me 2 Ryan
    • Iconic Ryan Things
    • actual titles of 'fever you can't sweat out' songs
    • Jon Walker Appreciation
    • i chime in with a havent you people ever heard of
    • About Me
    • Current Ryan
    • Just Saying Y'all
    • You Can Always Count On Me For The Throam References
    • I Can Imagine This Happening
    • Faster Than The Speed Of Light
    • If I Could Name One Thing That Will Kill Me It Would Be ...
    • Why MCR Broke Up
    • Totally Legit MCR Fact
    • Mcr Kink ???
    • MCR THINGS I WILL NEVER GET BORED OF:
    • It's One Of The Best Things
    • Life On The Murder Scene Is Fucking Great
    • If Danger Days Taught Me Anything It Would Be This
    • I'm So Hyped For This Book And I Don't Know Why
    • That's Why I'm Updating So Much
    • Why Am I Like This ...
    • They Love Each Other And I Love Them For It
    • Kerrang! Hasn't Either
    • I'm Going To Throttle Someone If They Don't
    • Inspirational Quote Of The Day
    • Make Up Your Mind
    • Conversations With My Friends
    • Conversations With My Friends Pt. 2
    • I'll See You In Court Sweaty ;))))
    • BAND MEMBERS THAT SHARE YOUR SIGN
    • My Life Story
    • the "i still havent gotten over mcr" squad
    • Gotta Love The APMAS Amirite ?
    • Spilling The Truth
    • Not Even Joking
    • The Bands And What They're Singing About
    • Q & A
    • You Asked , I Answered !!
    • I NEED THIS
    • PSA
    • Hello + Kinda New Plans
    • damnit you guys
    • THIS CAME TO ME AT 3AM
    • hot milky
    • this basically sums up my existence
    • WHAT'S UP FUCKERS !
    • some inspritational quotes to start your day :, )
    • I'm Funny I Swear
    • ryan's either a dick or a pussy
    • this is directed @ revenge era frank bc bITCH FUCK ME UP
    • RT IF UR A TRU 90S KID
    • this was such an iconic moment yall omg
    • Guess Who
    • I Still Have Mixed Feelings For Dirty Laundry
    • Am I Right Or Am I Right ?
    • This Doesn't Make Any Sense But It's How I Feel About Zack
    • Some Questions (lol i'm like, 1000 years late on this)
    • Dream Guy 😍
    • Think About It.
    • My Mom's First Impression Of Different Band Members
    • Just A Rant
    • A List Of Things That Are Still Currently Giving Me Life
    • It Can't Be THAT Early, Right?
    • "My Religion Is One Of Peace and If You Disagree I'll Slaughter You."
    • Fun Fact (It's Not A Joke)
    • I Have A Thing For Gerard's Birthday So Prepare Yourself
    • I Made This In Cellabration Of Gerard's 40th Birthday
    • Get Ready For Birthday Spam
    • Real Shit (Deep Shit)
    • Just Saying.
    • I AM AN INDEPENDENT WOMAN MOM YOU CANT STOP ME
    • I Love Gerard Way But Today I Love Him 1000% More
    • The Summer Of 2005
    • The Original Lyrics
    • I'm Begging For This Shit Now
    • Ryan In Throam's First Volume
    • I Worry About My Son So Seeing That He's Still Alive Is Enlightening
    • Am I Wrong ?
    • Come Join Me In The New Religion That Is Ryan Ross
    • I'm Still Waiting On New Music
    • I Find Myself Hilarious
    • please tell me some of you will get it
    • Social Expirement
    • Band Member* Snaps
    • I Had To Copy And Paste The Damn House
    • Why Ryan Ross Is Probably The Most Relatable Person Ever
    • Let's Talk Albums
    • The Signs As 2007
    • This Came To Me A Few Minutes Ago And It Left Me Shook
    • He's So Soft Though ??
    • I'm Putting My Opinion Out There, Whether You Agree With It Or Not.
    • Understanding Emo Bands
    • .. what even
    • Totally Legit Quotes
    • putting the puzzle together, one piece at a time
    • Strange Things Brendon Has Worn
    • Nearly Witches
    • I Feel Like This Book Is A Sell-Out
    • Emo Fanfics: A summary
    • the signs as 'life on the murder scene' moments
    • i want some oreos but we have guests downstairs and i'm not about that life man
    • but now i'm so fucking ready for this album dude
    • so this book might be a sellout but i'm not letting it die
    • A Summary
    • out of all the gay band theories out there, this one has to be the most honest
    • Patrick saying he writes songs no one would like
    • i legit cried when i heard the news
    • uh i'm sorta back, sorta not
    • lowkey disappointed in pete 😤
    • I'm Happy That He's Better Now
    • Gerard Knows What's Up
    • This Has Been A PSA
    • It's All Murdoc's Fault, Really
    • It's Very Conflicting
    • Just A Suggestion
    • i need it for science !
    • do you guys see it too or is it just me? it happens for the revenge era too!
    • i woke up at 4am today what is life
    • also i was gonna eat waffles but i ate them all yesterday :(
    • this has been a psa
    • Hello!
    • pre-hiatus fob is so relatable
    • i bit my tongue and now i want McDeath
    • this is a serious question i need answers
    • i love it!!
    • why jonathan walker should be your unproblematic fave
    • i just realized how close we are to 2018 oh fuck
    • i think about this more than i should
    • this is why they split
    • my hair smells like cinnamon and i'm living

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    • Panic! Highlights 2016
    • BRENDON'S HIGH NOTE THOUGH
    • Conspiracy ?
    • It's Funny Because I'm Staying Single Forever
    • Seattle
    • What Happened In Cape Town
    • I Haven't Seen One For This Song So
    • My Stomach Is Sore
    • Me 2 Ryan
    • Iconic Ryan Things
    • actual titles of 'fever you can't sweat out' songs
    • Jon Walker Appreciation
    • i chime in with a havent you people ever heard of
    • About Me
    • Current Ryan
    • Just Saying Y'all
    • You Can Always Count On Me For The Throam References
    • I Can Imagine This Happening
    • Faster Than The Speed Of Light
    • If I Could Name One Thing That Will Kill Me It Would Be ...
    • Why MCR Broke Up
    • Totally Legit MCR Fact
    • Mcr Kink ???
    • MCR THINGS I WILL NEVER GET BORED OF:
    • It's One Of The Best Things
    • Life On The Murder Scene Is Fucking Great
    • If Danger Days Taught Me Anything It Would Be This
    • I'm So Hyped For This Book And I Don't Know Why
    • That's Why I'm Updating So Much
    • Why Am I Like This ...
    • They Love Each Other And I Love Them For It
    • Kerrang! Hasn't Either
    • I'm Going To Throttle Someone If They Don't
    • Inspirational Quote Of The Day
    • Make Up Your Mind
    • Conversations With My Friends
    • Conversations With My Friends Pt. 2
    • I'll See You In Court Sweaty ;))))
    • BAND MEMBERS THAT SHARE YOUR SIGN
    • My Life Story
    • the "i still havent gotten over mcr" squad
    • Gotta Love The APMAS Amirite ?
    • Spilling The Truth
    • Not Even Joking
    • The Bands And What They're Singing About
    • Q & A
    • You Asked , I Answered !!
    • I NEED THIS
    • PSA
    • Hello + Kinda New Plans
    • damnit you guys
    • THIS CAME TO ME AT 3AM
    • hot milky
    • this basically sums up my existence
    • WHAT'S UP FUCKERS !
    • some inspritational quotes to start your day :, )
    • I'm Funny I Swear
    • ryan's either a dick or a pussy
    • this is directed @ revenge era frank bc bITCH FUCK ME UP
    • RT IF UR A TRU 90S KID
    • this was such an iconic moment yall omg
    • Guess Who
    • I Still Have Mixed Feelings For Dirty Laundry
    • Am I Right Or Am I Right ?
    • This Doesn't Make Any Sense But It's How I Feel About Zack
    • Some Questions (lol i'm like, 1000 years late on this)
    • Dream Guy 😍
    • Think About It.
    • My Mom's First Impression Of Different Band Members
    • Just A Rant
    • A List Of Things That Are Still Currently Giving Me Life
    • It Can't Be THAT Early, Right?
    • "My Religion Is One Of Peace and If You Disagree I'll Slaughter You."
    • Fun Fact (It's Not A Joke)
    • I Have A Thing For Gerard's Birthday So Prepare Yourself
    • I Made This In Cellabration Of Gerard's 40th Birthday
    • Get Ready For Birthday Spam
    • Real Shit (Deep Shit)
    • Just Saying.
    • I AM AN INDEPENDENT WOMAN MOM YOU CANT STOP ME
    • I Love Gerard Way But Today I Love Him 1000% More
    • The Summer Of 2005
    • The Original Lyrics
    • I'm Begging For This Shit Now
    • Ryan In Throam's First Volume
    • I Worry About My Son So Seeing That He's Still Alive Is Enlightening
    • Am I Wrong ?
    • Come Join Me In The New Religion That Is Ryan Ross
    • I'm Still Waiting On New Music
    • I Find Myself Hilarious
    • please tell me some of you will get it
    • Social Expirement
    • Band Member* Snaps
    • I Had To Copy And Paste The Damn House
    • Why Ryan Ross Is Probably The Most Relatable Person Ever
    • Let's Talk Albums
    • The Signs As 2007
    • This Came To Me A Few Minutes Ago And It Left Me Shook
    • He's So Soft Though ??
    • I'm Putting My Opinion Out There, Whether You Agree With It Or Not.
    • Understanding Emo Bands
    • .. what even
    • Totally Legit Quotes
    • putting the puzzle together, one piece at a time
    • Strange Things Brendon Has Worn
    • Nearly Witches
    • I Feel Like This Book Is A Sell-Out
    • Emo Fanfics: A summary
    • the signs as 'life on the murder scene' moments
    • i want some oreos but we have guests downstairs and i'm not about that life man
    • but now i'm so fucking ready for this album dude
    • so this book might be a sellout but i'm not letting it die
    • A Summary
    • out of all the gay band theories out there, this one has to be the most honest
    • Patrick saying he writes songs no one would like
    • i legit cried when i heard the news
    • uh i'm sorta back, sorta not
    • lowkey disappointed in pete 😤
    • I'm Happy That He's Better Now
    • Gerard Knows What's Up
    • This Has Been A PSA
    • It's All Murdoc's Fault, Really
    • It's Very Conflicting
    • Just A Suggestion
    • i need it for science !
    • do you guys see it too or is it just me? it happens for the revenge era too!
    • i woke up at 4am today what is life
    • also i was gonna eat waffles but i ate them all yesterday :(
    • this has been a psa
    • Hello!
    • pre-hiatus fob is so relatable
    • i bit my tongue and now i want McDeath
    • this is a serious question i need answers
    • i love it!!
    • why jonathan walker should be your unproblematic fave
    • i just realized how close we are to 2018 oh fuck
    • i think about this more than i should
    • this is why they split
    • my hair smells like cinnamon and i'm living
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