I just wanna share some moments of mine and Lucius with y'all!( Side note- M/n stands for 'my name' as in 'my' name not yours)
Bellatrix- Why is Lucius crying on the bathroom floor?
Me- He's drunk.
Bellatrix- So?
Me- He heard I was engaged.
Bellatrix- He's engaged to you, though.
Me- Yeah, he forgot.
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Me- Where's Draco?
Lucius- He went out.
Me- He's grounded!
Lucius-........are they not allowed out when they are grounded?
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*Drunk Lucius stumbling over to touch M/n's baby bump*
Lucius- OH mY goD M/n, he's sevEN months old??????
Me- Yeah, and WAY more mature than you are.
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Lucius- The stars look beautiful tonight.
Me- They really do.
Lucius- You know what else looks beautiful?
Me- *blushing* I-
Lucius- This! *takes out his newly polished cane*
Me- *gets up and leaves*
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Lucius- *drunk, sobbing his eyes out*
Rodolphus- Hey mate, what's wrong?
Lucius- M/n just told me she's married! SHE JUST TOLD ME THAT!
Rodolphus- what
Rodolphus- she's married to you
Lucius- WHO THE FUCK IS 'YOU'
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Me- Sometimes Lucius makes me so angry.
Bellatrix- You're sitting in his lap.......
Me- Angrily
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Me- Lucius annoyed me today so I told him I can't wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow.
Bellatrix- There is nothing special about tomorrow.
Me- Ah, but there is something special about watching the color leave his face as the panic takes over.
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Lucius- Darling, what do you want to do for dinner?
Me- Well, we could just stay in and cook for ourselves.
Lucius & Me- *burst out laughing*
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Lucius- You know everything about me?
Me- Yes.
Lucius- What am I allergic to?
Me- Pine nuts.
Me- And the full spectrum of human emotion.
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Baby Draco- *starts screaming at 3 am*
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